Seeing a Cybertruck For The First Time In Person–My Reactions

I’ve been waiting for a while now to see an actual Cybertruck in person, and today it finally happened!  I wanted to share with you my spontaneous, initial reactions;  because when you see something this radically new for the first time, you will never see it the same way again!

I have been “car spotting” for decades now, and this is easily the most radical looking new vehicle I’ve ever seen!  As we all know, seeing a car in person is quite a different experience from seeing a picture.

First of all, even though this mass of metal has four wheels, it really doesn’t look like a “car” or a “truck”.  And it’s BIG–223.7″ long! (ED: it’s 10″ shorter than a Ford F150 crew cab with 6.5′ bed)  That’s just shy of the biggest land yachts of the late ’50s.  The sharp angles and flat surfaces of stainless steel make it look like a piece of industrial equipment–kind of like a smoothed-over Hummer.  It has no face–just a panel of what looks like gold anodized aluminum.  The flat windshield is steeply raked, and the huge single windshield wiper rests at the A pillar, not at the cowl.  There are no door handles–I wouldn’t even know how to get in!  I once called the 1962 Dodge Dart a “complex modern art masterpiece” and so is the Cybertruck–but in a different way.  The Dart is Salvador Dalí and bebop jazz;  the Cybertruck is brutalist, minimalist Cubism.

Rear view:  Not much personality.  Looks like someone’s hauling an office filing cabinet turned sideways.  This vehicle is so new it still has a temporary New Jersey license tag.

And yet, the stainless steel finish is already stained!  According to what I’ve read, this is a common problem.  I also see some warping where the bed cover rubber seal meets the body.

Remember those 1970s dish soap commercials?  “Look!  I can see myself!”  Well, sort of  . . .

I tried to take an interior shot, but there was too much reflection.  The small squarish-oblong steering wheel looks like it was lifted from one of those toy pedal fire trucks.  (Or maybe a ’61 Plymouth Fury?)

Here’s an interior photo from the internet.  There are no traditional gauges in front of you;  the 4-wheel steering is “drive by wire” with no mechanical connection to the wheels.  The whole atmosphere gives off a Star Trek vibe.  I would probably need driving lessons before taking a Cybertruck out on the road.  At least I can recognize the gas and brake pedals.  (I should say “accelerator pedal”–the Cybertruck runs on electricity, not gasoline.)  It probably cruises down the road in eerie silence, like the starship Enterprise hurtling through outer space.

After checking out the Cybertruck, I walked back to my 1959 Chevrolet.  Chevy’s far-out Jet Age design really wowed people when it was introduced in October of 1958.  Mechanix Illustrated’s Tom McCahill described it as “styling as wild as you’ve ever seen . . . pure Louis Armstrong:  ‘Gone, man–gone!’ . . . Spaceship 1989!”  Could it be that people’s first reactions to the ’59 Chevy were like my reactions to the Cybertruck?  Is this the future?  It turned out that the radical Chevy design only lasted two years–after that, conformity and rationality became the new standard.

View of a Cybertruck through the windshield of a 1959 Chevrolet (how unlikely is that?)  Two clashing visions of the future.

The stainless steel body of the Cybertruck glistens in the mid-afternoon sun.  MAD magazine’s 1958 auto prophecy has come true:  “Eventually we will have chrome cars–then they’ll introduce paint trim!”

Notice how the styling of the Cybertruck seems to relate to the architecture of the office building in the background?

 

When I was a kid, Matchbox and Hot Wheels put out fantasy vehicles that looked way out and strange.  That’s what the Cybertruck reminds me of.  So to me it makes sense that kids who have now grown up would want a car (truck) that looks like the cool toys they remember.  It seems that the Cybertruck’s appeal is not really based on functionality (how many owners actually plan to haul stuff with one?)  It’s more about “image” and looking hip and cool.  And automotive history is full of cars that were successful just for that reason. (ED: the Cybertruck is currently the best selling EV pickup and the #5 best selling EV overall).

 

More CC reading:

Tesla’s Cybertruck: Did I Just Dream That? (Styling Analysis by PN)

QOTD: Is The Tesla Cybertruck The Most Radically Different Mass Production Vehicle Design Ever? If Not, What Was?

What’s This Tesla Cybertruck Doing At The Gas Pumps?