Back in the early years here at CC we used to do Caption Contests. We stopped because Jim Cavanaugh always won (just kidding). But lets see what you all come up with for this one, and that includes you too, Jim! By the way, if it helps or makes a difference, that’s a 1963 Dodge.
From the master of horror John Carpenter comes Christine 2 Exner’s Revenge…
Damn Dirty Apes!
Genuine 63 Dodge Surf Wagon, ready for restoration. Requires some TLC; engine could use a tune-up and maybe a new exhaust. Needs a few other parts but they’re easy to find. Sold “as is” but has the legendarily durable slant six and torqueflite transmission. $9,500 but will consider trade for Corvette or Harley. No low ballers, no tire kickers, I know what I got. No texts or emails- call to schedule pick up.
“Horsepower gets you to the beach. Torque gets you on to the beach”
A futile dodge from the sands of time.