CC Capsule: 1958 BMW Isetta 300 – Take It Ee-zetta

So which side of the fence do you sit on? Do you pronounce it “Ee-zetta” or “Aye-zetta”? The thing is there are two variants of the BMW Isetta: the three-wheeler, which was sold (and assembled) in the UK, and the Bavarian-built four-wheeler. So there’s not one fence to sit on, there are two. The three-wheeler can use the English pronunciation – Aye-zetta. What we have here though is the Ee-zetta. Four wheels, two headlights, one door and a lot of innovation.

We’ve already seen the Isetta on CC though, so let’s keep this post short and (hopefully) bubbly. Sometimes, I see people driving things that just make no sense. Hummer H1s. Lifted Toyota Tundras. Just about all Lamborghinis. You know, things that literally can’t fit on most streets here.

But the Isetta, no matter the wheel count, has to be one of the most Tokyo imported cars ever. It can out-kei the smallest kei.

Is this the smallest rear axle used in a regular production automobile? We’re talking 52cm (20.4 in.) of track back there. Enough room to attach two leaf springs and the chain drive, but only just.

And that’s just one of the many extreme measurements boasted by this most unconventional BMW. We might as well just display the whole lot (in units many of you will find easier to relate to). Looks like they want you to pronounce it Aye-zetta, though. Hmm…

Here’s one data point that the brochure page did not cover: with over 160k units made, counting all variants (250 and 300cc, three- and four-wheeler, “cabriolet,” “coupé” and pickup, etc.), the BMW Isetta is the top-selling single-cylinder car in history by a mile.

Nice to see a Tokyo classic that hasn’t had an aftermarket A/C added to it, for once. Refreshing, almost. More cars should have a door on the front end.

And by the way, that was my theme for the week: rear-engine cars in decreasing order of displacement and/or number of cylinders. It could also have been called the “Week of Single-Digit Amounts of Comments on Every Post,” but I’ll reserve that for my planned pre-war extravaganza.

In the meantime, let’s celebrate our lilliputian friend here. It might have been a bit embarrassing –and it certainly was both underwhelming and under license – but it was the most iconic car BMW produced in the ‘50s. Yes, yes, the 507 was beautiful, but nobody bought one. On the other hand, 160k Ee-zetta buyers can’t all be wrong.

 

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