CC Capsule: 1974 Chevrolet G10 SportVan – More Like Spart-an

This is going to be a van week, CCompadres. We’re going cubic, we’re going blue collar, we’re going slow. Issues of prime import will include load capacity, twinned rear tyres and how over the engine the cab is, which in this case, is not quite totally. I’m not really into these G-Vans, but it had to come back at some point. I keep running into these, and for once, this one was a pure mid-‘70s model.

Other plus point, it wasn’t the usual Beauville, with all that flashy additional chrome, two-tone paintwork, plastic wood trim and decadent La-Z-Boy seating arrangements.

No, this is the honest-to-goodness ultra-basic human hauler with rubber mats on the floor and nylon on the seats, suitable for a congregation of Calvinist nuns, a low-cost airline limousine service or a supply teachers’ union.

Oxymoron, you say? Your insults are but water off a duck’s back. But speaking of odd ducks, why is it that big old vans like these and their Ford and Mopar equivalents were allowed to keep their tiny and tinny chrome bumpers when most four-wheeled transport at the time was given rubber-tipped railroad ties front and back?

I realize truck-based designs like the Suburban would have escaped 5mph regulations for height reasons, but these vans were basically Impalas with a boxier body (and, in the present case, a much shorter wheelbase). Same engines, same transmissions, same width, and if you chucked everything, kitchen sink included, into an Impala wagon, the Series 10 Sportvan’s total GVWR (i.e. 5600 lbs.) would be pretty similar. But the Impala had to work under certain rules that did not apply to the van. I also note with interest that the Camaro is classed as a “small car” in the advert above. Hmmm…

Ah well, trying to make sense of automobile safety rules or vehicle classifications is a bit like debating astrophysics with a flat-earther.

This might be my favourite version of the third generation G-Series van. Doesn’t make these interesting, though – unlike the other vans we’re going to see this week, I hope.

 

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