Curbside Finds: Three Orphans At The Parking Lot

I had to pause for these shots uploaded at the Cohort by Mike Hayes. A trio of orphan makes caught by the curbside in a California parking lot, all in disabled spots and looking rather well preserved. A 1990s Oldsmobile Cutlass Cruiser S wagon, a ’96-’00 Saturn SL, and an early ’00s Mercury Grand Marquis.

They’re all makes that now need a bit of explaining to youngsters (if they care to know) and it’s a sight that gives me serious mid-aughts vibes.

As can be seen, these three must lead rather placid and pampered lives, even if they aren’t quite spotless. The Grand Marquis is the youngster of this trio; though it’s gaining in years (who isn’t?), and probably is the one gaining more bumper scrapes if we go by this photo. Meanwhile, the Saturn has over 20 and the Olds is reaching three decades already; the latter having some of that characteristic “GM painting peel off” on the front bumper.

But otherwise, this trio of daily drivers looks quite presentable for their age. A perfect mid-aughts photo, captured in 2024. Now, can someone bring a late ’90s Pontiac Grand Prix to their next meeting?