(first posted 6/2/2015. Update: Due to certain minor technical snags, this next generation has been delayed until 2025, which means it can use the Hummer EV truck chassis. GM is still working on getting the weight down under 9,000 lbs)
CC has long cultivated a “special relationship” with GM, and it’s finally paid off, big time. The General has returned the many favors by giving CC photographer Barry Koch and I an exclusive sneak preview of their next generation Camaro, due in 2020. I know some of you might be a bit shocked by its proportions (we were), especially by what appears to be a “chopped” top, and the lack of visibility. But rest assured; there’s a lot of deep thought that has gone into this new design, and it’s all very forward-thinking. Or at least we thought so at the time after refreshments were served.
First off: contrary to what it might look like at first glance, the 2020 Camaro is actually substantially taller than the new 2016 Camaro. It now sits on a somewhat modified Chevy Tahoe truck frame, with all-new 44″ wheels and a massive new body. I only wish there was a picture of me standing next to it; I could barely see into the windows. I mean from a height point of view; actually seeing into (or out of) these windows is clearly a thing of the past.
This drastic new design direction is called “cab lower” by the GM design Center, and places the driver and passengers in a secure, bunker-like compartment, surrounded by steel on all sides. The very narrow non-opening windows are well above the height of a person’s head (GM calls it “clerestory glazing”), which is claimed to be a safety advantage in the case of side impacts with large trucks as well as stray (or well-aimed) bullets.
Visibility? Not an issue anymore, as the 2020 Camaro will be GM’s first autonomous self-driving car. That’s right; no more need to bother with all of that nuisance which just gets in the way of the seamless on-line lifestyle that will be so utterly ubiquitous by 2020. A giant screen has replaced the area that was once wasted on a windshield and instrument panel; it’s like stepping into a small media room/cocoon. As soon as one enters, it syncs up with the driver’s phone and displays its screen. Enter the destination, and the 2020 Camaro will take one there without any of the bother and fuss of old-fashioned driving and having to actually take one’s eyes off the phone for those occasional glances at the road between texts and Tinder.
But given the Camaro’s sporty pedigree, lovers of “driving” have not been neglected. GM has teamed up with Forza to create the new Camaro SS (“Super Simulation”) so that every drive in the Camaro can be as exciting as gunning down your favorite race track, drag strip or piloting California Hw1, even when stuck in freeway traffic. The Camaro’s active suspension system and engine noise sound simulations will faithfully recreate any race course or famous driving road with all of the sensory inputs, regardless of what is going on out in that ugly real world. If other driver are a bit disconcerted about all of the bobbing and leaning and screeching of tires and screaming engine sounds of a Camaro while it’s waiting at a red light, they’ll…eventually catch on.
The Camaro will be GM’s first car to meet the draconian 2025 CAFE regulations, and GM’s engineers have come up with a shockingly creative solution. Dubbed “Quad-Hybrid Drive”, the Camaro features no less than four discrete power sources seamlessly integrated for maximum efficiency and performance. An electric motor driven by a tiny plug in battery powers the car for the first 50 feet from a start. Then a hydrogen-powered fuel cell kicks in for driving at speeds between 15 and 30 mph. Above that a 400cc two-cylinder gasoline engine with triple turbocharging takes over until a steady cruising speed is attained. At that point, a 250cc single cylinder diesel engine with up to 75 psi of boost can keep the Camaro rolling, at up to 90 mpg. As needed, the other power sources can augment for short bursts of acceleration, but given that it’s an autonomous vehicle, that will rarely be the case except in an emergency. Chevrolet is predicting EPA numbers of 69 mpg, combined. Fueling the new Camaro would seem to present some new challenges, but GM assures us that by 2020 there will be refueling stations that can replenish all four power sources simultaneously.
GM has decided that autonomous cars are by far the best (and of course, most cost-efficient) solution to meet the 2025 CAFE regulations, since the cars will accelerate at a slug’s pace and never exceed 60 mph. The 2020 Camaro will just be the first of a whole new family of new GM autonomous cars to came. It will require a massive investment and retooling, on a level not seen for several decades. One GM insider said “It’s 1980 all over again”.
It looks like it’s been in one of those good old cartoons when occasionally, a 20-ton weight suddenly drops from the sky…
It looks like what would happen in a real fast & furious truck robbery
Assume those are not wing mirrors – but part of the secret 5th power source firing dark matter out to the rear. Boy – those ’50’s experiments with atomic powered Cadillacs finally got a result.
Hah! So real.
I’m certain they could also fit a Stirling engine into that powertrain Perhaps scavenging the waste heat from the onboard electronic entertainment systems?
Sadly, what would seem to be a joke is coming too close to being reality with each model year.
Stupid is the new black.
stupid is the new black…that’s the best line I’ve heard in ages!
If you’re going for “Worst Photoshop of the Year”………. Congrats.
Lol
GM is clearly out front once again. With HD visual displays and the ability to drive itself, windows are virtually unnecessary. I understand that there is an optional climate control that allows you to choose the weather you appear to be driving in. I have also heard that there is a flat panel headliner screen in development that will simulate the convertible environment.
One feature they are not touting is that in the event you miss one of the $650 monthly payments, the display makes it appear that you are driving along your pre-planned route while the car is actually driving you to the finance company’s impound lot. This is going to surprise a lot of people.
Awesome post!
You can tell that this is a forward looking design by the inability to see rearward. That said, forward isn’t much better.
Wish this didn’t strike so close to home…
Love the new acronym for SS! Who needs a Super Sport when you can have a Super Simulation?!?
I am sure the Cadillac platform mates to this car will be equally stunning. Imagine the possibilities when they adopt Art & Science to this!! I think it will be a CT3…oh no, wait, it’ll be a CT4 because because best practices in alphanumerics dictates coupes are branded with the number 4, unless they are 4-door coupes, in which case they get labeled with a 3. Very logical. Plus, we know that the CT in Cadillac’s branding stands for “Chevy Tarted-up” so it is all very clear.
You know, I hated GM when the X cars came out and that lasted until around 1999. I got over it and like GM again.
What’s your excuse?
The photo shop is funny, though.
He isn’t the one that needs an excuse.
From gunports to screen doors on a submarine.
What’s next? A 360* periscope would be helpful.
I have to apologize for the quality of the photo, but Paul will back me up when I say it was hard to get a shot of the car without throngs of people in frame. Also, I was having problems with the focusing knob on my Rebel for some reason.
Maybe I should have put the beer down. Anyway, it would have been worse, but at $8 a pop for, like a 14 oz. plastic cup, we were trying to sip.
You know how it is, though: you get into these unveilings, you’re having a good time, and when you get home your wallet somehow is 200 bucks lighter even though you got in free because you have a buddy who had a wedding that weekend and couldn’t use his season tickets.
Don’t get me wrong… we enjoyed ourselves, and we got to meet The General, himself, outside in the parking lot. I tried to get a selfie with him but my phone died. Good times.
(Beer vendor image from Boozingear.com)
Gee Barko, we’re happy to have the photos, but dammit man, for the $120K a year you are being paid here, is some decent photography too much to ask? BTW, when you were talking with the General, did you happen to ask him why he does personal appearances in the ads for the insurance company, but never for his auto manufacturer?
Actually, J.P., he looked more like this guy…
I prefer this guy:
The General’s mojo is not only alive, it’s pulsating like never before. This is awesome.
Somebody somewhere had indicated GM was going to give a nod of respect to competitors from days gone by.
The Rambler option, where the seats fold down into a bed for, uh, catching forty winks on the way to work.
The Traveler option where the trunk lid raises along with part of the roof to allow full ingress and egress into the cabin.
The Skyliner option where one can lower the virtual roof to enjoy virtual wind in their hair and later scrape virtual bugs from their teeth.
The only flaw I see are those outside rear-view mirrors. However, GM cannot help the antiquated laws seen in 49 states. It reminds me of the 1957 models, where some had four headlights and other two simply because of archaic laws around the country.
Mr. Neidermeyer’s article is so close to the truth it’s not funny. I always considered the greenhouse on the new Camaro too small and on the 2016 model it’s even smaller. Regarding the styling on the 2016 model, it looks like something a bored fourteen year old would draw in his notebook while sitting through a dull lecture in high school. Chevrolet claims they did a survey and individuals expressed a preference for styling over visibility. Who did they survey, a bunch of sixteen year olds?
For the record I totally prefer the styling of the 1969 Camaro over this abomination.
For what they want for a 2016, you coulld do a mighty nice restoration of a 1st generation Camaro. Why have both Ford AND Chevrolet uglified their pony cars? Only the Challenger is AND the proportions are a little wrong, but it’s still attractive.
I feel lke wandering into a Chevy dealer and exclaiming ‘Holy Fark, that’s ugly’ when they show me the Camaro.
The Challenger is really appealing to me at this point, I didn’t particularly like the 5th gen Camaro or the Retro stangs, I actually think the 2015 Mustang looks pretty good from the back, but awful from the front and I felt the exact opposite about the outgoing 2014s, which had a blubbery Kim Kardashian ass. The Challenger may be huge and somewhat compromised but it’s very true to the concept, and more and more it’s the true looker of the trio. Pretty much the exact same thing could be said about it in 1970 as well, so I think spiritually it’s more true to it’s roots, whereas mission creep seems to be pushing the Camaro and Mustang into Corvette territory little by little.
Looking at it, I would just have to cut off the roof. I don’t fit in the current Camaro and I am only 6’4″ tall. That one is just silly. It looks like a hot wheels car after getting run over by a real car.
Next design revolution: “Cab-extinct”. Ridiculous beyond words.
What exactly were those “refreshments” you mentioned in the article?
If you have that much pull with the General, do you suppose you could get him to move up the date. Some of us old guys want to play too and my caretaker told me I couldn’t put money down on a 2020.
Great pic, could stand on its own without the article. Represents what I hate most about not just the Camaro, but most new cars. It’s why rearview cameras have now been mandated.
The 2020 Camaro? Surely you jest.
It seems like there’s a direct connection between Infotainment Screen size and glass area on new cars.
Can’t have that pesky Sun washing out the in dash movie while you’re texting your bestie.
Another great comment.
Two (2) month time delay; shouldn’t this have been set for release on April 1st…?
I too, am laughing because this is so close to reality. I look forward to a Bruce McCall like parody of what full size pickups have become.
Just imagine how fantastic a Bulgemobile Pickup would be. Swing King sun visors, maybe now powered by electricity!, And how light could it be if it was constructed entirely of Radio Hardened Emolo Steel?
Yet again GM has managed to screw the pooch and lower it’s beltline to the point of non visibility. But hell that’s what those pesky cameras are for. The real sad part is 85% of this will probably become reality the whacky direction things are going in!
Why stop at virtualized driving?? Go all the way & virtualize people instead. The Japanese have already developed anthropomorphic ‘bots, but you don’t even need to go that far. Just stay at home 24/7 and, like drone pilots, live vicariously outside through your personal avatar robot. Just so long as it doesn’t get hacked or mugged by someone operating a souped-up Transformer-type machine.
I’m convinced most folks don’t even like driving, it interrupts their smartphone conversations or grooming. If you’re an enthusiast like me, party’s over on most roads unless you get lucky as I did this weekend on a practically empty rural highway.
Paul, how many times have we told you to wait until April 1 for the April Fool posts? 😛 (Like the typical Onion story, though, there’s truth to this one. )
This car meets 2027 ultraviolet exposure standards.
LOL!
I am amused, very amused.
Hilarious, but in a scary way. This parody may end up being closer to the truth than I care to think. This would bring new meaning to the ” automatic only” drivers license. “I can only drive if I’m not actually driving…”
Hysterical, Paul. I actually laughed out loud at that one. You made my day!!!
More proof Demolition Man was the most accurate dystopian future predicting movie of them all. It was even littered with GMs!
I still haven’t figured out the 3 seashells.
@ Neil: “Why stop at virtualized driving?? Go all the way & virtualize people instead.” Didn’t you ever see the Bruce Willis movie “Surrogates”?? That was the premise of the movie, everyone had a surrogate robot, allowing them to be whomever they envisioned themselves to be, and to go out for them into the real world, while they laid at home in a recliner!! 🙂
Musta missed that one, but thanks.
So are those oval wheels standard? Are round ones even an option?
GM goes back a long way with this, but in the day, it was fully “transparent”.
Um, they should make the bumpers bigger and the grille and lights smaller. It would look so much more aggressive. I won’t take it seriously unless it weighs at least more than a ’75 Caddy Eldo or has the Weight Gain 4000 seats.
Hey, at least it isn’t a Steak ‘n Shake napkin dispenser with wheels.
Camaro with windows versus Camaro with gun slits.
So much better. One look at that pic and GM should have come to their senses. I don’t understand the last two gen Camaro designs at all.
I’m one for auto design change for the future and I do love me some Camaro. But, I am a bit frightened at the thought of needing to escape out the drivers/passengers side windows. Not going to happen.
THIS IS THE BIGGEST LOAD OF BULLSH*T I’VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!
“seamless on-line lifestyle that will be so utterly ubiquitous by 2020.”
ISWYDT.
Looks like the sporty version of the M577APC from Aliens.