Curbside Musings: 1980 Chevrolet Camaro Berlinetta – Reapply The Sunscreen

1980 Chevrolet Camaro Berlinetta. Chandler, Arizona. Tuesday, July 4, 2023.

This past July Fourth weekend found me back in greater Phoenix, Arizona with friends including Chicago expatriates and their young son, as well as a one-time Phoenix resident who has since moved away.  July is the hottest time of the year in that part of the country, with highs having topped out at an average of about 110 degrees Fahrenheit (43 degrees Celsius) for each of the five days I was there.  Swimming pools dot the landscape as seen from the plane, and for good reason.  In the summer, it’s basically all one does on off-days, say, on the weekends: stay inside and watch television in the cool air conditioning, and then hop into the pool.  Rinse and repeat.

1980 Chevrolet Camaro brochure cover, as sourced from www.oldcarbrochures.org.

Once you’re in the pool and everyone is hanging out and having a good time, it can be tricky to remember to reapply the sunscreen, especially for those having adult beverages (which I wasn’t).  Being partially of west African descent and with healthily melanated skin, it is still of importance to me to use sunscreen, as skin cancer doesn’t care about your background.  Everyone needs it.  All the same, I have a history of sometimes being forgetful during my first, major exposure to the sun for the season, and I end up looking all red, brown, and peely like the poor, tortured finish on this Berlinetta.  I didn’t burn this year, but remembering last summer’s disaster, I was acting like the Sunscreen Angel to my Arizona friends during the pool party, borderline-nagging people into reapplying skin protection.

1980 Chevrolet Camaro Berlinetta. Chandler, Arizona. Tuesday, July 4, 2023.

Unlike the sunburn on this Camaro, my overexposure to the sun and resultant peeling skin usually turns into a nice, golden bronze that generally lasts through the end of October.  If only it was that easy for a car.  Aside from visiting these friends and my annual trips to Las Vegas, I really don’t have a frame of reference to understand what this kind of sun and intense heat like this does to a car’s finish.  I did spend years in southwest Florida, but that was a different, humid kind of heat, with temperatures that only occasionally approached those I had experienced earlier this month in Chandler, Arizona.  It does somewhat explain the prevalence of white paint on what seemed like three-fourths of the vehicles I had seen while down there.  A white exterior finish doesn’t absorb heat, and it tends to keep better over time, or at least not show the defects as obviously.

1980 Chevrolet Camaro brochure pages, as sourced from www.oldcarbrochures.org.

The Berlinetta was the luxury Camaro, introduced for ’79 to replace the upscale Type LT.  I have always found it curious that the Berlinetta didn’t arrive concurrent with the Camaro’s ’78 styling refresh, but maybe Chevrolet saved its introduction in anticipation of the arrival of the all-new ’79 Ford Mustang.  I truly love me some early Fox Mustang Ghia, but the lines of the longer, more substantial Camaro lend themselves better to the added flair and drama one might expect of a personal luxury sports car.  This one is a 1980 (or ’81) model judging by the wire wheel covers that appeared for ’80 in a bit of decontenting from the previous year’s standard cast aluminum wheels.

1980 Chevrolet Camaro brochure pages, as sourced from www.oldcarbrochures.org.

“Baby, me without your love is like a Camaro without t-tops…”

The ’80 Berlinetta added extra sound insulation, a more deluxe interior, exterior identification, and a few other modifications (including a 0.3 inch wider front and rear tread, no joke) to the basic Camaro package, for a $763 premium (13%) over the base car’s $5,843 starting price.  Non-California cars came standard with a 115-horsepower V6 displacing 3.8 liters, while California cars got a completely different Buick 3.8L V6, with 110 horses.  Engine upgrades were available in the form of a 120-hp 4.4L V8, a 155-hp 5.0L V8, and a 190-horse 5.7L V8.  (The top engine for the California Z28 was a 165-horse version of the five-liter.)  The popularity of six-cylinder Camaros jumped from about 8% in ’79 to about one-third of the ’80 total, undoubtedly driven by the second-wave fuel crisis of that time.

1980 Chevrolet Camaro brochure pages, as sourced from www.oldcarbrochures.org.

A three-speed manual was standard with the six, with a four-speed standard on 5.7L-equipped cars and and optional for the five-liter, except in California, which came only with the three-speed Turbo-Hydramatic.  Automatic was optional across the board.  The Berlinetta’s extra luxury added less than forty pounds over the base car’s 3,218-lb. starting weight.  Camaro sales took a dive for 1980 over the robust 282,600 units sold the previous year, falling by 46% to just 152,000 units, of which the Berlinetta submodel accounted for just over 17% (26,700).  Only the Rally Sport sold fewer copies, at around 12,000 (8%).  The base car was the most popular (68,200 units / 45%), followed by the Z28 (45,100 units / 30%).

1980 Chevrolet Camaro Berlinetta. Chandler, Arizona. Tuesday, July 4, 2023.

This ’80 looks good even without a rear spoiler, where some fastbacks seem to need one to look right.  Even its F-body cousin, the Pontiac Firebird, seems to need a trunklid spoiler regardless of trim level like I need to wear a belt most of the time.  The chrome accents on the rear panel, window surrounds, and wire wheel covers with “Berlinetta” script on the center caps add an age-appropriate touch of class to what would be the more grown-up Camaro for someone who wasn’t yet ready to foreclose on their youth by moving up to Monte Carlo-land.

1980 Chevrolet Camaro Berlinetta. Chandler, Arizona. Tuesday, July 4, 2023.

I chose not to venture into the driveway where this car was parked to get more pictures of it, as I was guest of friends-of-friends nearby (who also had a sick pool setup), so I apologize for the lack of my usual variety of shots of my subject.  This factory Dark Brown Burnt-linetta stood as an effective symbol of summer in the southwestern United States, in the land of extreme heat, cacti, and scorpions, where leaving ninety-degree pool water for ambient temperatures of a hundred degrees can make one actually feel cool and shiver for a minute.  This was truly a bizarre phenomenon to experience firsthand.  Whatever your skin tone, please accept my non-medical advice and reapply that sunscreen every ninety minutes or so, or whatever it says on the label.  Just think of the scorched, peeling paint on this Camaro Berlinetta as a reminder to protect your own finish.

Chandler, Arizona.
Tuesday, July 4, 2023.

Brochure pages were sourced from www.oldcarbrochures.org.