Curbside Musings: 1981 FIAT 2000 Spider – Express Yourself

1981 FIAT 2000 Spider. Edgewater, Chicago, Illinois. Monday, July 29, 2019.

I thought I was really rebellious when I had gotten my left ear pierced as a college freshman.  Nobody in my family, immediate or extended, did that sort of thing, at least that I knew of.  “You’ll have that hole in your earlobe forever…“, I kept hearing my mom’s disapproving voice tell me in my mind’s ear.  After deliberating the potentially life-altering consequences of getting my ear pierced, I rode the city bus from near my dormitory on campus at the University of Florida to the Oaks Mall.  Winding my way through its corridors to the Piercing Pagoda kiosk just past the Orange Julius, I placed my order with Merav, the friendly and beautiful young lady behind the counter.

1981 FIAT 2000 Spider. Edgewater, Chicago, Illinois. Tuesday, July 23, 2019.

After sterilizing my earlobe, she marked it with a dot, handed me a mirror, and asked if the placement looked alright, which it did.  (What was I going to say?  “Oh, no… I’d like it three millimeters higher.)  I didn’t know what to expect when the piercing gun went off, but I’ve had flu shots that hurt worse in the moment.  As soon as it was over, I took the mirror again and looked at the gleaming, silver stud that now adorned my ear.  Piece of cake.  This moment marked the beginning of the end of my self-image as a preppy people pleaser.  This moment was probably a little over-dramatic in my head while it was happening.  I mean, it was an ear piercing, but it was a big step for me at the time.

1981 FIAT 2000 Spider. Edgewater, Chicago, Illinois. Tuesday, July 23, 2019.

It didn’t stop there.  I’d be getting more holes in my face, albeit little ones, with additional, multiple piercings in both ears, including the upper cartilage in one, and then also in my left nostril in which I wore a small hoop.  The preppy, clean-cut guy who had posed next to the red Pontiac Fiero for high school senior pictures only the year before before had bolted.  This was all complemented by hair that was alternately shaved, bleached, or dyed the color of cherry Kool-Aid, and with an entire wardrobe that came almost exclusively from thrift and vintage stores.  There wasn’t one pair of khakis or a polo shirt within a mile of my meager stacks of clothing.

This was all part of expressing myself.  Many of us aware of popular culture of the ’90s have heard “Expression” by Salt-N-Pepa or Madonna’s “Express Yourself“.  To express oneself was something of a catchphrase back then, though I’ve come to realize that people have been increasingly doing things counter to the mainstream since the liberated ’60s, and probably before.

1981 FIAT 2000 Spider. Edgewater, Chicago, Illinois. Monday, July 29, 2019.

What I was doing wasn’t all out of anger.  I did like the new way I looked and also my newfound, reduced dependence on looking to my family of origin for their miscellaneous scraps of approval which often had strings attached.  I was just a young adult who didn’t yet have the tools, words, knowledge, or (many) years of counseling to understand just what and who I was rebelling against, though I certainly understand much better now.  I look at my face, decades later, and see the tiny holes in my ears and my left nostril and see… just how miniscule and insignificant they must look to the passing observer who even notices them.  Before I had taken the plunge at Oaks Mall at Merav’s skilled hands, I was made to think I’d end up in a gutter simply for getting my ears pierced, as if each potential, future employer would see just one of those holes, shut down the interview immediately, and show me the door.

1981 FIAT 2000 Spider print ad, as sourced from the internet.

A tidal wave of piercings seemed to wash over my beloved Generation X, and then suddenly there were more drastic and permanent forms of bodily expression, like even larger piercings (gauges) and tattoos.  I can’t remember when I started noticing more of my friends and cohorts getting inked, but not long after, it’s like I could see my mother’s typical, sanctimonious facial expression in my mind’s eye, as if giving me non-verbal communication of her disapproval of my chosen friends without sullying herself by being heard actually saying something judgmental.  It’s a wonder I never ended up with any tattoos, though it’s probably safe to say that my days of acting out in reactionary ways have been over for some time, for which I literally thank God.

1981 FIAT 2000 Spider. Edgewater, Chicago, Illinois. Tuesday, July 23, 2019.

I stumbled across these photos of our featured car as I scrolled through pictures from a really challenging personal time four summers ago, when I was still months in the wake of a hard breakup and various forms of betrayal, abandonment, and/or indifference from people in whom I had misallocated my love, trust, and time.  (Water under the bridge, important lessons learned.)  It has been interesting to see and rediscover shots I had taken care to carefully compose and snap at a time when I was just trying to escape and numb my pain.  To uncover these images now has been to discover a treasure trove of potential Curbside subjects, ones I had almost entirely forgotten about.

This heavily tattooed ’81 has been featured in a different post from 2020, but only in a quick blurb about all of the FIAT Spiders I had seen in and around my neighborhood over the years.  A license plate search confirmed its model year, which was the first year that the 102-horsepower, Bosch fuel-injected version of the 2.0 liter four cylinder was made standard in the 2000 Spider, having been introduced the year before as an option.  The fuel-injected models are also said to have increased reliability.

1981 FIAT 2000 Spider. Edgewater, Chicago, Illinois. Monday, July 29, 2019.

Nineteen eight-two, the year after this car was new, would be FIAT’s last in the United States until its return for 2011, even though Pininfarina would continue building, and Malcolm Bricklin would continue importing, these cars through ’85.  I’ve included a bit more factual information about these cars in a different post that ran about four years ago, but from what I’ve read more recently about these FIATs, examples that have been well-maintained are a decent bet in a classic.  I also think they have great style.

Let’s talk about the fun paint and decal embellishments on this example.  I’m getting “rally racer” vibes from this car’s markings, though I’m not sure where that came from as I don’t know a thing about rally racing.  I suppose I’m just used to seeing racing cars with war-paint not unlike what we see here.  Do you think all of these designs went onto this car in one fell swoop? I think it’s more likely that the numbers on the doors went on first, and then other images joined in increments.  More than a few of my tattooed friends have talked about how it becomes a rush with each new inking.  Bare skin is fresh canvas.  I suppose this isn’t so far removed from when I go thrifting and end up with yet another thing to put in my already well-furnished and decorated home.

1981 FIAT 2000 Spider. Edgewater, Chicago, Illinois. Tuesday, July 23, 2019.

Back in those early college days, I had the front fenders of my ’88 Mustang “pierced” by a local body shop in Gainesville and had the tri-color galloping pony emblems for a ’68 installed, which I had mail-ordered from a catalogue.  (Remember doing that?)  This was before the ’94s were introduced with pony-everything all over the place.  I had also stuck fake bullet-hole stickers on the ’94 Ford Probe I owned later, maybe in a bid to butch it up a little bit.  (Didn’t work.)

In present day and with summer finally here in Chicago, there’s a lot more skin to be seen, with many forms of self-expression on display.  I like the general idea of tattoos as indicators of different facets of one’s life’s story.  There’s that whole selection process that makes it all so deliberate (hopefully, anyway).  The owner of this 2000 Spider similarly decided that the Tasmanian Devil belonged on the rear quarter panel of his convertible.  Regardless of whether one likes this treatment or not, this car is unmistakable for any other classic FIAT Spider in Chicago.  I wonder if the last four years have brought any new “ink” to its sheetmetal.  Piercings, tats, or none, always be authentically you, and for yourself alone.

Edgewater, Chicago, Illinois.
July 2019.

Print ad was as sourced from the internet.