Curbside Musings: 1983 Buick Electra Park Avenue – Fancy Flint Lady

1983 Buick Electra Park Avenue coupe. Near West Side, Chicago, Illinois. Sunday, June 30, 2024.

From the jump, I realize that it’s an understatement to say that deindustrialization had a significant impact on many Rust Belt cities, including in my hometown of Flint, Michigan.  Once a vehicle manufacturing powerhouse, we still build trucks and parts, but now at a fraction of the level that was the case up through my early childhood.  While Flint continues its reinvention and diversification of its economy, with education and health care coming first to mind, there are still a few reminders around of its past glories as an affluent and enviable blue-collar community.  Nowadays, just the continued existence of a long-time business is enough to excite me, as many establishments have since shuttered in the wake of prior decades of General Motors plant closures.

Star Bros. Coney Island at the Dort Mall. Friday, August 20, 2010.

Star Bros. Coney Island at the Dort Mall. Friday, August 20, 2010.

I had eaten lunch at now-defunct Star Brothers Coney Island at the Dort Mall for lunch with friends maybe six or seven years ago.  This business had been open since 1975 and had been a mainstay at the mall through many changes that included the arrival and departure of anchors, a children’s pizza parlor and entertainment center, a grocery store, a legendary discotheque in the basement, a multi-screen cinema, and the still-continuing success of a giant hockey equipment emporium.  My friends and I sat in our comfortable, brightly colored vinyl booth comprising the majority of customers in this clean, inviting restaurant with its patriotic red, white, and blue color scheme.

1983 Buick Electra Park Avenue coupe. Near West Side, Chicago, Illinois. Sunday, June 30, 2024.

After we had placed our orders with Tina, our pigtailed server, I watched as these nicely dressed, mature ladies came walking in.  They were wearing proper slacks and blouses, were nicely made-up, and if I recall correctly, one of them had arrived with one of those plastic bonnets designed to keep her roll-and-set hairdo in place.  They spoke with the kind of loud, slightly nasally dialect that seems specific to Genesee County.  These were fancy Flint ladies, and they seemed transported right out of my 1980s childhood into Star Brothers that afternoon.

Battiste's Temple Dining Room. Downtown Flint. Monday, February 18, 2013.

The former Battiste’s Temple Dining Room.  Downtown Flint.  Monday, February 18, 2013.  Flint fancy.

I tried not to stare, but it was hard not to keep trying to sneak peeks at those ladies while conversing and eating with my friends.  There’s a specific presentation exclusive to Midwestern folks from industrial areas who take things upscale.  There’s a take-no-guff bluntness to Flint people that I both witnessed and internalized as part of that community, but this is not at odds with some folks looking nice or speaking properly.  There’s a pride among residents that will not tolerate your pity, and don’t ask us about the water.  I imagine that these ladies’ names might have been Maxine and Connie.  I imagined that my fancy Flint ladies were going golfing after lunch.

1983 Buick Electra Park Avenue coupe. Near West Side, Chicago, Illinois. Sunday, June 30, 2024.

This was the imagery that came to mind after reviewing frames of our featured car snapped at the end of June.  I had just left the historic Maxwell Street Market and its tents and vendors on a Sunday afternoon when this ’83 Electra Park Avenue surfaced in traffic to make a left turn from West Roosevelt onto South Union.  The driver and I made eye contact as we both waited for the light to change at the intersection, after which he nodded in appreciation of my respect and I got my shots.

1983 Buick Electra Park Avenue coupe. Near West Side, Chicago, Illinois. Sunday, June 30, 2024.

A license plate search confirmed this ’83 example was indeed built in Flint, and that it’s powered by a 140-horsepower, four-barrel 5.0 liter V8, which was the only non-diesel V8 engine available.  A four-barrel, 4.1 liter V6 with 125 horses was standard equipment, and a 105-hp diesel 5.7L V8 was optional.  With over 3,800 pounds of curb weight to start, the two-door Electra Park Avenue would have been best served by the five-liter unit.  By ’83, the two-door Electras just weren’t selling.  With total sales of just under 98,200, only 8,900 of them were coupes, good for just 9%.  Even the Estate Wagon sold better, with about 9,600 units.

1983 Buick Electra two-door brochure photos, as sourced from www.oldcarbrochures.org.

Compare this against production numbers for the ’77, the first model year of the big shrink, when two-doors still comprised a significant proportion of sales.  Out of 186,702 units that year (again including the Estate Wagon on the LeSabre’s shorter 115.9 inch wheelbase), two-door Electras accounted for 53,600 cars, or almost 29% of that total.  The market had changed significantly even just six model years later.  Decoding what looks like a factory paint scheme was a challenge perhaps because the scanned color charts I referenced might have been yellowed.  From what I can tell, this example is in Silver (code 15) with a vinyl top in White (code 11).

1983 Buick Electra Park Avenue coupe. Near West Side, Chicago, Illinois. Sunday, June 30, 2024.

Speaking of that vinyl roof, it reminds me a lot of Maxine’s hair bonnet.  If this car had been in the parking lot of the Dort Mall that day, I could imagine these ladies climbing in after an after-lunch Virginia Slims under the canopy of the mall’s main entrance, with Connie later sitting cross-legged in the front seat next to Maxine, clutching her purse on her lap with both hands.  I appreciated the factory stock appearance of this grand, old Buick, down to those eternally attractive, chrome-plated road wheels.  The custom license plate on it was another sign of pride of ownership, an indicator that the owner knows how to treat this fancy Flint lady.  Here’s wishing him many more years of comfortable cruising in this beautiful, increasingly rare type of Buick.

Near West Side, Chicago, Illinois.
Sunday, June 30, 2024.

Brochure photos were sourced from www.oldcarbrochures.org.