Curbside Musings: 1987 Ford Ranger – Fun-Sized

1987 Ford Ranger pickup. Rogers Park, Chicago, Illinois. Sunday, October 26, 2024.

I was traveling through northern Michigan while on vacation last August when I had the chance to stand face-to-face with a life-sized cutout of one of my childhood authority figures: Smokey Bear.  A selfie quickly followed, which was immediately posted to my social media.  “Only YOU can prevent forest fires,” was the slogan from the anthropomorphic bear who acted as the nation’s forest ranger in public service announcements that aired amid the other commercials during my cherished cartoons.  Mr. Bear was also pointing his finger directly at me and whoever else happened to be watching.  There was no “Who, me?…” ambiguity, as if to wonder if this message was perhaps intended for someone else.  Nope.  Doing my part to prevent forest fires was my responsibility.

Smokey Bear at Huron-Manistee National Forests. Thursday, August 15, 2025.

Curiously, this wasn’t the only imagery presented to me that had juxtaposed cartoon bears and forest rangers.  The adventures of Hanna-Barbera’s Yogi Bear, acting as foil to the forest ranger at Jellystone Park, may have been the first step in eroding the fear of (the idea of) bears in my mind as a young child.  Yogi was funny, had a unique cadence to his speech, and wore a hat better than many real-life humans.  I now realize that the ideas of rangers, bears, and camping were all introduced to me around the same time.  Combined with fond, early memories of my grandparents’ fifth wheel camper trailer (which they sold to buy a stationary house in southwest Florida – boooo!), the idea of the great outdoors appealed immensely to the young Joe.

1986 Ford Ranger brochure pages, as sourced from www.oldcarbrochures.org.

1986 Ford Ranger brochure page, as sourced from www.oldcarbrochures.org.

When the first compact Ranger pickup arrived in 1982 as an early ’83 model, it occurred to me that Ford now had its own compact pickup of U.S. design, replacing the Mazda-sourced Courier.  Its styling seemed straight from the same drafting tables as whatever team had been responsible for the 1980-on, full-sized F-Series, which reinforced this shared DNA from a visual perspective.  My other observation was that the Ranger looked like a kid-version of the F-Series, one of which a Ranger might become once it grew up and if it took all of its Flintstones vitamins.  We look to our heroes and heroines at a young, impressionable age.  We aspire to become like those whom we emulate and whose strengths and traits we wish to possess once we ourselves are fully developed.

1987 Ford Ranger pickup. Rogers Park, Chicago, Illinois. Sunday, October 26, 2024.

It was this mini-F-150 essence of the Ranger that endeared it to me, even if not to the extent I would have wanted to own one over one of my other dream cars of that time, like a third-generation Camaro, for example.  Pickups often tow camper trailers, and I could imagine our featured truck hitched to one of those little pop-up dealies I used to see on the expressway while riding on long trips.  In my mind, perhaps, the compact Ford Ranger completed the childhood picture in my mind of the forest being a fun place to be, where big fires didn’t happen, bears were funny, human-like, and wore hats, and where every day spent camping was the best day of your life.  I remember being a little sad when the first Ranger’s run ended in 2011, but was glad when the nameplate returned in 2019.

Curran, Michigan. Thursday, August 15, 2025.

This was not a “mess around and find out” moment for me last summer.

This particular example, if the results of my license plate search are accurate, was originally built in Louisville, Kentucky.  It’s a two-wheel-drive regular-cab model, featuring the optional 140-horsepower, 2.9 liter six-cylinder engine.  (A 2.0L four was standard in the Ranger “S”, with a 2.3L four being standard in all other models and in the California “S”.)  The fuel-injected 2.9L V6 was new for ’86, replacing the 115-hp 2.8L V6 that had been optional from the small Ranger’s inception for ’83.  I was unable to locate a brochure from ’87, but at least for ’86, there was a factory option for a Camper Package by which the buyer could select to outfit the bed of their new Ranger with an aftermarket camper.

"Remember, only you can prevent forest fires." Downtown, The Loop, Chicago, Illinois. Thursday, February 20, 2024.

As seen on my morning commute into the Chicago Loop. Thursday, February 20, 2025.

Seeing these kinds of camper truck beds as well as fiberglass roof caps were a regular occurrence when I was growing up.  They were ubiquitous, and I honestly can’t remember when I started noticing their absence.  Was their disappearance concurrent with the rise in popularity of the SUV?  Did camping and KOA campgrounds ever actually decrease in popularity?  I honestly don’t know.  My family of origin had moved from Michigan to southwest Florida shortly after my high school graduation, and I can’t imagine anyone camping in Florida during any month that isn’t December, January, or February.  That thought makes me feel greasy and want to scratch imaginary mosquito bites just thinking about it.

1987 Ford Ranger pickup. Rogers Park, Chicago, Illinois. Sunday, October 26, 2024.

Before I had come across this example last October, it had been a long time since I had seen one of the original, first-run compact Rangers with their pre-facelifted styling.  This one looks both well-used and loved, given its amount of bodily imperfections and the fact that it’s still going, some thirty-eight years later.  Want to feel old?  Smokey Bear was introduced in 1944 and was 38 years old by the time this generation of Ranger was first rolled out in early ’82.  Eighty-two was already 43 years ago.  Only YOU can prevent forest fires.  Here’s to the intersection of many characters of my youth, including the original, fun-sized Ford Ranger pickup.

Rogers Park, Chicago, Illinois.
Sunday, October 26, 2024.

Both Michigan pictures were taken on Thursday, August 15, 2024.