Curbside Recycling: 1980 Rover 3500 V8 (SD1) – Three And A Half Liters Of Warm Beer

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

While I’m the guy that happily plunked down money (twice) for what is arguably the most maligned Jaguar model line in history, I draw the line at Rovers, be they of the Land, Range, or just plain Rover Rover variety.  A man must have his principles, dontchaknow, otherwise he won’t have ANY money left at the end of the day.  However, when I first saw the Human League’s excellent video of “Don’t You Want Me” back in late 1981 that opens with a scene involving a Rover SD1 at night, I was enthralled.  Although that only lasted a few seconds after which a black Saab 99 Turbo also entered the scene, and like the American market as a whole, all thoughts of Rover were cast aside.

But forty-something years later, (specifically Thursday), I came across a remnant of that time, one of the 1,200 or Rover 3500 V8s (SD1 in rest of world parlance) that managed to find homes in the United States back in those heady days of 1980-1981.  So let’s take a closer look.

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

Did they come with that rear window graphic from the factory or is that an owner personalizing his ride?  Okay I shan’t be cruel yet, although I am freed of the obligation to provide a deep dive since Eric703 did so ever so thoroughly in his piece on the Rover a few years back, and David Saunders has written a great piece about one as well.  So click on those for the whole sordid story of this car’s North American story, we’ll just cover a few of the lowlights here and wonder how long this thing has been moldering in someone’s shed before finally being hauled away for good.

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

Americans seem somewhat fascinated with British stuff, starting with The Royals and The House Of Windsor in general.  Which is a bit curious since George and the boys gave them all the boot about 250-ish years ago.  Maybe it’s like wanting to know what’s going on with an ex-girl (or boy) friend…all the latest gossip is hot fodder.  The Brits though didn’t play that game as much, instead just shipping their convicts to Australia (well, back in “the day” anyway) and eventually their cars to the United States.  Much more subversive.  All those repair, maintenance, and parts dollars made their way back to Old Blighty to keep the lights on over there, never mind the initial purchase dollars.  This worked for a long while until Britain just up and sold off most of its famed marques to the Germans, the Indians, and the Chinese.  And some even to the Americans in between those others.  Then all of a sudden Nissan and Honda started building cars in Britain and lo and behold, they were as reliable, inexpensive, and low maintenance as the ones made in Japan, but that’s a different story…

When the Rover SD1 was released in Europe in 1976, it was the new hotness.  That launch day got a lot of press, even if part of it was stories about how that was also the day the factory that was building them went on strike.  An auspicious beginning it was, but eventually cars trickled out of the factory gates and were honored and won awards, even though quality was always something not in large supply on the standard features list.

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

Part of the initial attraction was the looks.  And in Europe at least it was a looker, of course they got the front end that sort of looked like a (European market) Ferrari Daytona with clear lenses.  We got a version that had round sealed beams grafted in place without any covering, giving it a perpetually startled look.  Plenty of other 1980 model year cars had rectangular sealed beams which perhaps might have worked somewhat better.

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

The five door liftback style has always been somewhat popular in Europe, not so much in North America, but at least it was visually pretty much identical to that of the Old World…

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

With the exception of sticking a little Union Jack on each front fender of each car destined for the U.S. just to make sure that everyone knew from whence this was hewn.  And those front lights of course.  Well, and the bumpers.  Blimey, the changes are adding up right quick.  I’m alright with the large bumpers though, they work with the somewhat brutalist shape.

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

Underhood (front-hinged) featured ye olde Buick 3.5l V8 that Rover made good use of for probably far longer than anyone at General Motors ever figured they would when they sold it to them.  Hence the reason why ours was only named the 3500 since it was the only engine on offer.  While the same engine was of course offered everywhere else, it was also joined by a plethora of weaker chested motivators, for both cost, fuel economy, as well as ongoing taxation reasons in many markets.  This particular one’s engine and transmission were already gone when it arrived here, so one wonders what happened.  But when new, it produced between 133 and 148 depending on when produced and which source is referenced.  This appears to be a fairly early model judging by the VIN and is tagged as a 1980, which had fewer sales than 1981.

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

The 14″ alloys are quite attractive and more Italianate than anything else to my eye, shod here with 225/60R14 Toyo tires, a fairly aggressive fitment in its time.

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

Still, four years had passed since it was new, and most North American gearheads would have read of the car before it finally arrived.  When it did it was of course handled by the dealers that handled the rest of British Leyland products with perhaps the Jaguar XJ6 the biggest in-house competition even if the Jaguar was (over here) generally viewed as more luxury and less sporty.

No, by 1980 (as compared to a few years earlier) there was formidable European competition, of course the aforementioned Saab Turbo, also Audi was introducing its 5000 Turbo (not diesel) during the same summer as the Rover, BMW’s 5 and 7 series were no slouches, and though the lower end performance wasn’t necessarily there, nobody ever had to explain a Mercedes purchase.  Volvo and Peugeot were more outlier competition without the performance but certainly better known in most areas of the continent.

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

The interior was a little, uh, interesting.  Of note at first is that central air vent on the passenger side, in combination with the instrument binnacle it made for a less expensive LHD/RHD conversion as that’s where the steering column went on RHD cars.  And the instrument box just sat on top.  Very smart from a production cost standpoint, but perhaps more than a little odd for what was considered (and priced as) a premium vehicle, of a class not usually associated with penny pinching.

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

A further interesting detail and no doubt off-putting to some was the decision to only fit all-velour interiors for North America.  Now, I love to drape myself in velvet/velour as much as the next guy, but Americans generally equate even the cheapest leather with the height of luxury and it (or a good facsimile thereof) is pretty much de rigueur for anything remotely premium.  Velour was available in the car the hired help drove.

I didn’t realize the extent to which the velour was integrated though before I saw this door panel.  It’s literally slathered in velour to the exclusion of virtually anything else.  Extra points for the large individual ashtray high up on the front of the door panels of every door.

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

The seats look quite comfortable and have held up well (we shall see why in a moment), the standard power window switches are on the console next to the handbrake and this one had a genuine 5-speed manual transmission which was standard and likely one of the items very much appreciated by the sporting driver.

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

The three-spoke steering wheel is more attractive than the European unit which is more like a block of Bauhaus-inspired plastic, and while I kind of like the gauge cluster it does look a bit like a hobby kit.

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

I might be able to build this from all the leftover Lego pieces we have in the bins under the boys’ beds…

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

I presume (hope) the clock and gear pattern swapped places on the RHD versions, and the HVAC controls are a different take on the usual.  I kind of like the big paddles but the up and down orientation surely took some getting used to, never mind that it seems like the paddles would block the view of the descriptions.  On a cold winter day though I suppose you just slam them all to the bottom (Hot, Hi Fan, and Defrost).  The rest of the time I don’t see anyone adjusting much of anything without taking a long deep look down there.

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

I somehow hope that Smiths Gauges’ odometers are as fragile as those of VDO of the era to explain this, but realistically can face that this car may have stopped running around the time I entered the 11th grade and has been sitting since 1985 or so.  With an apparent base price of $15,900 (in 1980) that would mean a depreciation to zero (ok, scrap) costing around 28 cents a mile.  That has to hurt, I doubt this buyer went to the Rover, excuse me, I mean Sterling dealer in 1987 when Rover tried yet again…probably for the best seeing how that turned out

Rover 3500 V8 SD1

About that boot…it actually does not seem that spacious, certainly nothing like a Saab of the same vintage with the same format, albeit not RWD which is likely partly the culprit.  In the end, even with all of the labor issues affecting the manufacturer along with unreliability affecting the purchaser, Rover still managed to build over 300,000 SD1s.  However with only about 1,200 or so finding a home this side of the pond, it seems like the public took the Human League to heart and made their feelings very clear.