I’m getting to that age when for some reason or another, the mind starts to focus on the negative versus the positive – I’d call it “curmudgeon-itis.” I’ve tried to fight it off – when I was younger I always thought those senior gents that did nothing but complain were just “grumpy old dudes.” The only curmudgeon I could stand was Andy Rooney – because he was funny. But I’m losing the battle, so indulge me for a few paragraphs so I can vent on some of the newer auto technology that really bugs me – and maybe balance things off with a few of those I like.
The Bad.
Haptic Controls. I hate them. You’re hot, cold, or your windshield is fogged up, and all you want is some immediate HVAC intervention – and you don’t get it. They’re especially egregious since simple knobs work so well. It’s a good example of the old adage that “tech for tech’s sake” is usually a bad idea.
Auto-Start/Stop. We had auto-start/stop during my early driving years – except it wasn’t “auto” – and it was called “stalling.” It was an anomaly that routinely plagued the first three beaters I owned. Roll up to a stop light, hope and pray the engine keeps running, and let out a string of four-letter expletives when it doesn’t. I get it’s a fuel and emissions saver, but it’s so ingrained in me that to this day, if I forget to disable the stop/start before pulling off and it engages, I’ll startle the wife by blurting out “@#$%!”.
CVT Transmissions. I don’t hate CVTs, I just don’t like driving a car with one. Again, I get they save fuel and are more efficient, but the old guy in me expects an engine to increase in RPMs when I press down on the accelerator – not jump up to a certain level and stay there. To me they sap the fun out of driving. I hear the newer ones are more tuned to function like a planetary transmission, so maybe I need to try one – though I am still a manual guy at heart.
The Good.
Fuel Injection. I started driving in 1972 when carburetors were still pretty simple. Adjust the idle and mixture screws and you were all set. Then emission-controls happened – and suddenly you needed a PhD to tune one. It got even worse as regulations increased to the point that even a factory-tuned carb still stumbled and stalled. My 1978 Nissan Fairlady Z was my first car with fuel injection and it was a revelation. No more stabbing the accelerator and cranking three times before it coughs and starts, and no more stumbling or surging. Just smooth, linear power.
Modern Cooling Systems. I can’t remember the last time I saw a car pulled off to the side, with the hood up and the radiator boiling over. That used to be a pretty frequent sight in the 1960s and 70s – and in my section of Ohio most of them seemed to be Sixties Ford’s with FE-series V8s. Maybe it was just a coincidence. But thank goodness for modern cooling systems, which are flawless, as long as you maintain them.
Seats and Seat Adjustments. All of my early cars had one seat adjustment – forward or back. Some of the military vehicles I drove didn’t even have that. Modern seats, with their ergonomic design and multitude of adjustments are so much more comfortable. As I’ve said in several posts, the seats in my Volvo are more comfortable than the Lazy-Boy I have in the front room.
OK, I think that’s satiated my curmudgeon attack. Hopefully that will last a while – if not I’ll be back soon with a rant on smart phones and Netflix.
Super Luddite here. About the only thing I want running off battery voltage is the starter and lighting system. Everything else can be mechanical. Points and carbs no problem, I started my 62 Dodge truck the other morning at 8f after sitting outside through several days of even colder temps. The carb is an Edelbrock Carter AFB clone, the manual choke is not connected as I haven’t bothered. With 15-40 it cranked a bit slowly but it started with little fuss and off we went. No computer nannies wanted or needed.
My semi-permanent auto-stop solution (toothpick & diag. cutter):
Things I hate: Auto stop/start. Like many others, I drove beater cars and like many others, they were subject to fits of stalling. Auto stop/start reminds me of those old beaters in a not good way. At least I have a much higher percentage that my new car will start again.
Touchscreens. When I’m driving, I want to drive, not run an iPad. Luckily, our new Chevy has knobs and buttons for the vital functions, but I routinely forget to adjust the brightness of the instrument panel (and along with it, the touchscreen) in the evenings and find myself being blinded by the touchscreen.
Lane Keep Assist. The first time I encountered it, I thought something bad had happened to the steering on the car I was driving. Once I remembered that it had LKA, I was immediately relieved. But then, I was annoyed; I don’t need my car to tell me how to (or not to) drive.
Reconfigurable instrument panels. These are great if you’re familiar with all of the variations, but if your significant other changes the IP from the time you drove the car last, it’s a bit disorienting. It’s easy to fix if you can…
Remembering what the hell all of these buttons do! Some have multiple functions, others are one function only. The graphics are small and difficult to decipher if you’re not intimately familiar with them.
I think I’ll stick to my 15 year old Town & Country for a while longer…
I know many of you hate on CVT transmissions, and so did I driving my wife’s 2009 Lancer, but the one in my 2016 Honda Civic EX-T Coupe has actually been a pleasant experience for the most part. I’m guessing these have improved. That said, I do like being back in a normal 6-speed auto like the one in my wife’s CX-5. And that is enough gears. Not a fan of 8 or 9 speeds in say, a Chrysler product, and 10 speeds should stay reserved for bicycles.
Automatic Stop-Start was a deal killer for me when I picked my Civic back in 2016. The Chevy Cruze I test drove had it, and I was not a fan. A question I would have to ask next time I buy a car and am forced to accept this ‘feature’, would be if it could be disabled by default. I would not want to do that every time as part of my pre-flight check-list, or worse… not be able to disable it at all!
Unlike most of you, I like a touch screen, but then I’ve had a iPad since they first came out. Not a problem for this old man. What I DON’T like is a touch screen that is disabled when the car is moving forcing you to use a wheel on the console to navigate it, like the one in my wife’s CX-5. Why the hell does Mazda think that this is less distracting than leaving access to the touch screen when moving? My Honda does not do this, and it is much easier to keep your eyes on the road when navigating AppleCarPlay with the touchscreen than with the wheel.
I did not think I’d like adaptive cruise control, but I love it. The CX-5 has it, but the Honda and my Mustang have normal cruise control. While sometimes, I’m not a fan of its overly aggressive automatic breaking, that’s easy enough to defeat with a tap on the gas.
The lane keep assist can be annoying, but as long as you signal your lane changes (as you should), it does not interfere.
I love automatic climate control. While on my 1988 T-Bird, it did not seem ready for prime-time, on my 2016 Civic, it is completely flawless like what you use in a house. The Mazda’s isn’t as good, but it’s much better than on older cars.
Love/Hate relationship with backup cameras. I love them. What I hate is having become dependent on them. The Mustang does not have one, and after years of using one in the other two cars, I’m not as good as I once was at backing the old girl into my driveway. 😂🤣
This geezer Journeyman Mechanic is with your alls .
I _love_ fuel injection, I have old mechanical typ in my Diesels and they’re trouble free as if my 2001 Ford Ranger’s ‘Duratec’ 2.5 liter’s 4 banger engine .
I also love the basic four dial HVAC that I *think* was perfected in the 1980’s ? . I don’t need to look at it to make any change whatsoever, this is a safety feature to me .
I *think* ABS is a good thing, it’s inoperative my my truck and I don’t live in wet/snow country so I’ve never needed it .
Backup cameras too are very nice, I don’t have any but I occasionally drive a vehicle so equipped and the wide view is really handy and I think safer .
Dash board lamps used to be wired with the tail lights, in the days of fuses when your dash went dark it meant the right rear taillight was out .
I don’t understand why the D.O.T. doesn’t simply mandate the dash lamps to only come on with the running or headlights, it wouldn’t co$t a penny and would save many lives .
BIG SCREENS on the dashboard should be illegal . they make you take your eyes off the road, always a bad and dangerous thing .
Keyless and / or start stop engines seem easy to hijack via computer .
Those worthless plastic headlights that turn yellow ! 100 % unsafe .
-Nate
So for me things like fuel injection, airbags ABS and the like have existed throughout my life driving cars so I’ll narrow it down to the things I love/hate that came around or I should say became common since I started driving in the mid 2000s.
Love:
Bluetooth audio
Blind spot monitors
… that’s about all I can come up with
Hate:
Tire pressure monitoring
Start/stop
Networked electronics
Over the air updates
LCD screens in place of analog gauges(especially when they display a drawing of an analog gauge)
Touchscreens
LED running lights
HID headlights
Throttle by wire
Plastic covers on top of or underneath engines
Wet belts(Ford)
Direct injection