Rob was a German car aficionado. He loved all things Volkswagen/Porsche/Audi. In high school he had a VW-based Myers Manx.
Rob went to college in Atlanta, and after graduation he got his first real job there. One of the first things he did was buy a brand-new VW Corrado. Rob’s plan was to eventually work his way up to a Porsche. Like many VW enthusiasts, he had always loved Porsches and told friends that one day he would own one.
In addition to his day job, he was also working nights as a waiter. All his cash tips went straight into his “Porsche Fund”. After a lengthy time saving, his dream finally came true. He traded his Corrado for a used 1988 Turbo 944. It was a beautiful black on black car. A gorgeous, meticulously maintained, low-mileage example.
The n/a 944s weren’t quick, but the Turbo version was a significant upgrade. Quite fast in its day, and about 10 years out it was still not too shabby. He took me around in it both times I visited him in Atlanta. He loved that car and doted on it endlessly. He regularly spent hours detailing it and had it serviced “by the book”. He loved that black Turbo 944.
But his girl was jealous. Rob was dating a waitress at the same restaurant. He was head-over-heels in love with her. He talked about her constantly. They made a lot of future plans together. He gave her his grandmother’s diamond engagement ring. Guess what she gave him? She gave him the “Either me or the car” speech. She wanted to use the proceeds of the sale of the Porsche to use as a down payment on their first house. Naturally, rob wanted the Porsche, the girl, and an apartment (in that order – I believe).
She nagged him for months. She even found a buyer for the Porsche, a regular at the restaurant. At this point they were fighting more and more often. She broke off the engagement at least twice during this time. Even gave his ring back.
Rob loved this girl, and thought that if the Porsche were gone, everything would get better. Rob had a plan to bring the girl and the car back together. He very reluctantly sold it to this couple that came into the restaurant every week. The deal included a right of first refusal. Rob made it clear that he was to be given the chance to buy the car back before the guy ever tried to sell it to anyone else. Rob was confident he would have the car back soon enough.
The funny thing was that with the car gone, the relationship fizzled anyway. Selling the car didn’t fix their problems. Rob had quit waiting tables by this time, but kept the phone number and address of the guy who bought the Porsche.
When it became clear they were never getting back together, Rob decided he wanted to get his 944 back. He called the owner, but the phone had been disconnected (this was the era before cellphones). So Rob drove out to their house in Marietta, but it was empty! The couple did not live there anymore. Neighbors said they moved somewhere in the Knoxville, Tennessee area.
Rob was a man on a mission. The new owner had a fairly-common name so he began calling everyone with that name in the Knoxville phone book. The good news was that after many calls, he finally found his guy! The bad news was the Porsche was gone. The man apologized profusely, saying he sold it to a neighbor right before they moved. He didn’t have Rob’s contact information, or forgot about the promise (or both).
Rob peppered him with questions about this new owner: Name? Address? Phone number? The seller couldn’t remember anything, but said it was a neighbor on the same street. He said the guy lived a few houses away. This guy (the current owner) once made a comment about the car while out walking his dog, and that conversation eventually led to the deal.
Rob was determined. He wanted “his” car. He drove out to Marietta and began searching. He looked in every driveway. He peeked in garages. He got a few people to answer their doors. Some were suspicious, and none knew of a black Porsche. Some did not even know what a Porsche was. One person got spooked and law enforcement was called. A Marietta Police officer made it clear that if he found him on Hickory Drive again, he would be arrested.
After Rob told me all this, I suggested finding another 944. But Rob was adamant, it had to be THAT car, any other one would not do. I couldn’t understand his fixation with that particular example. Surely there are other black 944 Turbos in the world. I let it go, I figured Rob did too.
The story doesn’t end there.
Last year, Rob was moving to a new house. There were boxes piled everywhere. The bottom fell out of one box marked “attic” and a bunch of papers hit the floor. One old file folder was marked “Porsche”. There were some dusty papers with some maintenance records too. Rob stopped and looked through everything, getting a little nostalgic. He hadn’t thought about the car for a long time. He noticed that on one receipt for tires the car’s VIN number was recorded at the top of the form. Rob had an idea. He Googled the VIN number. A picture of his car popped up! It was for sale on a used car lot in Ft. Wayne, Indiana! He was stunned! He stared at the photo on the screen – there was his car, the object of his old search.
Rob immediately called this used car lot, a small independent place on the west side of the town. No one answered. After three or four calls throughout the day, someone finally answered. It was a Salesman who knew nothing about any Porsche. They had no Porsches for sale. Undeterred, Rob called back the next day. This time he spoke to the owner, and he remembered, “Yes, we sold a black Porsche almost two years ago!”
The used car pro offered to find Rob a similar car. But Rob wanted that EXACT car. He asked for the information about the current owner and the car-lot guy cut him off. “I can’t give you any personal information.” He said.
Rob was deflated and discouraged as quickly as he was excited when he found the VIN. For a couple days he replayed the conversation with the used car lot owner in his head. As he was hanging up the guy said: “I still see it around town sometimes.”
Rob called the used car lot again. He offered him $100 if he could get the current owner to call him in Atlanta. Two days later, Rob’s phone rings. The caller ID shows an Indiana number. Rob smiles as he answers.
It is the current owner. The car is for sale and is now ridiculously overpriced. No matter, Rob arranges to come have a look. Rob books a flight – a round trip flight. He takes very little cash with him.
When Rob reaches the new owner’s house he immediately hops in the Porsche. Rob asks the seller to go fetch the title, the seller happily obliges. While out-of-sight, he works quickly. He unscrews shifter knob and pops off its leather boot. He slides his grandmother’s engagement ring off the shaft, and has everything put back together before the owner returns.
He tells the seller he has changed his mind, and doesn’t want the car. He leaves quickly.
That ring has some monetary value, but even more sentimental value. Oh, and Rob has a new fiancée back in Atlanta.
What a great story .
it reminds me of why I don’t miss my ex Wife : she too was insanely jealous of my various cars, trucks and Motos, never understood the difference I guess .
When she bugged out leaving me with my then 12 Y.O. Son she said ‘ and you can KEEP all your old cars and this ghetto house too ! ‘ .
I still have some of the vehicles and of course, my wonderful Son .
-Nate
Congrats on getting to raise your son, that was the most important thing. Everything else could be replaced, or lived without.
Just so Rod ! .
Interestingly, guess who’s ‘phone rings first every time she crashed yet another Hubby / Boyfriend ? .
My Son just took his 4 Y.O. Daughter out to Gorman, Ca. to practice her dirt biking this past weekend . =8-)
-Nate
Why the heck did he hide the ring under the shifter??
And then leave it there when he sold it? I have to say the conclusion of this story has me a tad confused…
Lots of cool stories on CC lately. Some a little dubious, but all of them entertaining.
You know, I’d love to find my Camaro or my Karmann Ghia, but any VIN info was lost years ago.
I would have bought the Porshe anyway
“They made a lot of future plans together. He gave her his grandmother’s diamond engagement ring. Guess what she gave him? She gave him the “Either me or the car” speech.” With this circumstance, run, run, run away as fast as you can. Predictably, as seen in this story, nothing good can ever result from this type of narcissistic, unloving mindset.
Exactly! Don’t marry selfish, stupid or crazy
+1
If I only had heard this one before…. 😉
“Don’t marry selfish, stupid or crazy”
And DEFINITELY don’t marry one who is all 3 combined! I dodged a major bullet on that one. The last one where marriage was on the table was just crazy. Maybe the 3rd one will be just right?
Bingo. This time it’s get rid of the car or else; next time it’s your friends, your favorite recreational hobby, and on and on.
” She gave him the “Either me or the car” speech.” With this circumstance, run, run, run away as fast as you can.”
Agreed 100%. If she doesn’t want to be with a car guy, great. Don’t date one. But don’t try to change someone into something they aren’t.
Engaging story, but saying ‘VIN number’ is like saying Vehicle Identification Number number
Give me your PIN number so I can take some cash out of this ATM machine.
“Engaging” story???!!!!! Nice wordplay!
I work at a car dealership.
My boss, the sales director, has a Numero Uno pet peeve. It’s when a green pea says, “VIN number”. Always good for a meltdown…
I was also thinking why hide the ring in the shifter and then forget about it?
Then I thought of my son and I could see him doing something similar because at that exact moment it made sense.
He is a very smart young guy, but there have been times his mom and I have wanted to strangle him after asking him how he could do something so dumb and hearing
” Well it didn’t seem dumb when I thought of it”
Must get it from his mom! 🙂
As a guy who works on these for a living I gotta throw a BS flag on the shift knob removal. He would have broken all the shifter boot clips doing it that fast. And it doesn’t unscrew. Pops straight off vertical, nearly taking off rear view mirror or breaking your nose if you lack control. As in you have to have a leg on either side of console pulling with might rivaling that of an oral surgeon.
And who just meets a buyer but runs into the house leaving such a unique car alone with a stranger?
Is Dan Rather working at CC these days?
Great story. His persistence and fortitude in finding that PARTICULAR Porsche gripped me right up to the very end. But the ending stopped me cold. After going to great lengths to finding THE car, only to give up the quest and surprisingly discarded his grandmother’s engagement ring into the shifter knob, puzzled me.
Did the fiancee’s aborted engagement and her ultimate rejection diminished the sentimental value and memory of his grandmother’s ring that much? Was the Porsche also tarnished with that unfortunate memory too?
I thought having once found THE Porsche, he would have bought it, then deliberately destroy both car and ring to erase the memory of the ex-fiancee and close the unhappy chapter.
It’s a shame some women have to be “dream killers”, but glad Rob found a new fiancee, hopefully a more accommodating one, willing to help him find another Turbo 944 he can enjoy with her and recapture his lost dream.
+1
That made me glad that my obsession of finding my first love (actually first car), a 1971 Alfa Romeo 1750A Berlina, once again didn’t materialise. Finding it today is a wishful thinking since it’s probably been stripped to the bones by the profiteers and ditched into the crusher a long time ago.
The ring was IN the car, he took it out.
I restored a gorgeous black ’65 Riv for a close friend. He also had a stunning fiancee who was insanely jealous of the car. She referred to the car as “The Black Bitch” and was even worse once the restored car was back. It came to a showdown, she did the “It’s the car or me” thing. He’s had the Riv for over 25 years now.
That reminds me of a friend who had an “obsession”, not with a car, but with a 1950s vintage model 35 Beechcraft Bonanza (the one with the V-tail).
He restored it, kept it maintained, polished, and spent more time with it than his wife. His wife called it “The Aluminum Bitch”.
But she didn’t pull the “it’s the plane or me thing”. She knew where the husband was most of the time; found it easier to “compete” with the plane than with other women, and lastly, the plane kept him out of the bars and out of the clutches of other women.
Of course he took her along when he flew on cross-country trips, which she learned to enjoy. He realized the wife is a rare bird willing to let him enjoy his passion.
Nice story! I’ve always found the 944 beautiful because it’s so clean. Compared to it many modern sports cars look like (decorated) Christmas Trees. Well, at least in my eyes.
None of this story made sense. Why would a woman tell a fiancee that he had to get rid of a car? Why was the ring not only on the shifter, but hidden under the boot? Why did he sell the car with the ring still in it? And once he did, why didn’t he just call up the owner and ask to get it back? Finally, it’s quite possible what he ends up doing is criminal theft.
This was a total fiction.
“Why would a woman tell a fiancee that he had to get rid of a car?”
You are a very fortunate person if you’ve never had a “Either _______ goes or I go!!!” with your significant other. As far as the why of it, who said emotions are logical?
I still have the VIN to my 2001 Z3 Coupe and I will check the CarFax on it once in a while to see where it has bounced around too. Would love to own another one someday when I can afford it!
Sadly my first GTI was wrecked and taken to a junkyard according the last CarFax I looked at.