“One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building… I turned it… and the whole building started up…. So I drove it around….
A policeman stopped me for going too fast… He said, ‘Where do you live?’… I said, ‘Right here’… Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the heck out of my driveway.”
Oswald suddenly realized that he had treated for termites but not for beetles.
That’s hilarious! Very Glen Larson
I was wondering what happened to my old VW Beetle after I left it stuck in a cow pasture back in 1971.
Autohaus
And… Mic drop
Cyrus found a very effective modular cockpit for his RV project, but he never made a workable chassis, and his body work skills were clearly lacking.
Let’s see…..so far I’d have to go with JP.
“After you do the rear window, add a living room.”
That’s not what I meant when I said put it in the garage.
…and every Halloween the Ghost of that old VW can be seen floating around here, passing right through walls like they weren’t even there.
Uninsured, driverless house rear ends fossilized Coleopter. Officials say fossil will be taken to Natural History Museum for fixing, bondoing.
The rarely seen Volkswagen Porche
Man, that beetle is as slow as a house.
I told you we shouldn’t park here.
“One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building… I turned it… and the whole building started up…. So I drove it around….
A policeman stopped me for going too fast… He said, ‘Where do you live?’… I said, ‘Right here’… Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the heck out of my driveway.”
~ Steven Wright
Ran when parked
+1
Dammit, ‘ya beat me to it!
“Morty was ahead of his time when he conceived the idea for what eventually became the food truck. He called it the Chicken Coupe.”
“The kids have gone joyriding in my car for the last time,” thought Bob grimly, seizing a handy trowel.
DougD’s latest project.
And of course I meant David Saunders. I get all you Canadian CC’ers mixed up. Sorry, DougD!
FOR SALE: 1973 VW Beetle 4sp with Sunroom
“Gee Fred, I was expecting something else when you said you had a VW up on blocks.”
Our house has a little bug problem…
Well, that’s one way to jack up a bug. Plant a house seed under it and water the house. Come back 50 years later.
“VW displays it’s new offset-rear 80 mph bumper.”
VW ownership is the cornerstone of any good home
Herbie after his wife found out he was foolin’ around with that French Princess Citroen D21…
The Bug Motel. Bugs check in, but they don’t check out.
Bugger-all! Needs a bigger back seat.
All in all
It’s just a
‘Nother Bug
In the wall
Baby you can’t drive my car
You’re not gonna be a star
Baby you can’t drive my car
Beep beep ‘n beep beep yeah
Mmmmm
Mini home for sale. Parking for 2 cars available, we already took care of the first one.
Lee showed great promise as a Carpenter’s Apprentice. There were a few bugs in his work, but nothing he couldn’t overcome with experience.
This is what happens when bed bugs bite heavy steroid users.
An unsuccessful teleportation attempt.
The preserved results of Wesley Crusher’s flunking first go at the molecular transporter licence test.