(Welcome our newest COAL series contributor)
There will be cars sold in America in this series, even a car made in America. But I’m going to start where it started for me, in France, driving French cars.
I got my driver’s license in the early eighties while I was a student– but at that time in France, college kids typically did not need a car (public transportation was ubiquitous, and the campuses were often sitting in the historical center of the cities). If I needed a car, it would simply borrow my parents’ Renault 12, or rent one. I only bought mine when I started working a few years later.
I did not have much money ($14,000 French Francs and no access to credit), but that was OK because I was not looking for a nice car or a chick magnet – I just wanted something practical, reasonably reliable and cheap to insure and maintain – the last two points ruling foreign cars out. With French car makers, my options were pretty limited: I did not want a Simca 1100 (too old of a design, with engines known for being loud and not aging well) or a Citroen 2CV (too slow – and an approach to safety that has always scared me). I did not like the Renaults of that time either (unpleasant engines and very unpleasant gearboxes), and I ended up buying a used Peugeot 104 ZA.
At that time in France, the TVA (sales tax) on cars was 33%, but it was only 17.6% for trucks and delivery vans – whatever the size, and the businesses could deduct it. And a “delivery van” could be any vehicle with two doors, two seats and a hatch door. So every car maker had a small delivery van in its lineup – in fact a small hatchback like the Peugeot 104 or the Renault 5, but deprived of a back seat. Those cars were purchased or leased in huge quantities by businesses for their sales or customer service teams, and were abundant and cheap on the second hand market.
The 104 was available with as a 4 door long wheel base sedan, and as a short wheel base 2 door hatchback (the 104 Z). Delivery vans based on the Z were named “ZA” (“A” for “Affaires”) which means the car I bought was one of those 2 door-2 seats pseudo delivery vans. Nothing sexy about it – I was not going to attract a lot of girls with it. Originally wearing the white and green corporate colors of a yogurt company, it had been resprayed and was by now completely white.
I’ve always thought that the yogurt company also had a few brands of cheese in its portfolio – and that the car had been allocated to a sales rep in charge of pushing a particularly smelly local variety of Munster. The French Munster has nothing in common with what we can find under the same name in the US. Over there, it’s a semi soft and extremely smelly cheese, and the sales guy had obviously used the car as an aging facility for his samples. In 7 years of ownership, I could never get rid of the smell – I never parked the car with the windows fully wound up – the stench would have been unbearable the day after. For whatever reason, the occasional passengers of the car associated the smell with Sauerkraut, and the car was nicknamed “Choucroute”.
“Choucroute” had another odd characteristic – the hatch door of all the 104 Zs (not only mine, all of them) had a tendency to rust, and mine was disintegrating so badly that it became a tradition for my occasional passengers to leave with a rusty bit of the hatch door, as a souvenir.
Apart from that, it was a good car. It was spartan and underpowered, but technically modern (good all aluminum engine with a single overhead cam, good gearbox, good road manners) and much more pleasant to drive than anything I could have bought from Renault or Simca for the same price. After I moved to Paris, I did not use it much, primarily to go back in my home town and pay a visit to my parents, or to the Alps (I was learning how to fly hang gliders at that time, and Paris is not an ideal place for this type of sport). Over time, Choucroute developed a weakness in the cylinder head gasket, and for a few years the engine was lubricated by a foamy mix of oil and water. But if the cylinder head gasket was weak, the rest of the engine was strong, and I managed to bring the odometer over the 170,000 kms mark. When I got a new job in the Paris suburbs that required the daily use of a car, I took advantage of a cash for clunkers campaign and traded “Choucroute” for my first “nice” car, a recent Citroen AX.
Maybe the previous driver was the victim of a practical joke. The English footballer Paul Gascoigne loved to fish. After one trip he put fish in the trunk of his teammate’s car.
After a while his mate (Gordon “Jukebox” Durie) began to notice a smell. He found the fish, shook his head and had the car cleaned. The smell lingered for weeks and only seemed to get worse. Eventually he discovered that Gazza had ingeniously put an extra one under the spare wheel.
Did that tax thing apply to actual vans like the Renault Extra? Driving a small van with windows wasn’t a thing in the UK until the sliding door Berlingo, Kangoo etc, but seemed very common in Spain and France.
I know Brits used to buy Mini vans in the 60s to dodge car tax then retro fit a back seat – I just wondered if the same trick worked in France.
PS I’m looking forward to more French COALs.
A similar tax and finance dodge was alive and well in NZ in the 60s and 70s lots of Hillman Avenger and Vauxhall viva estates had the back seat removed and sold as vans the only snag being it remained a van even after the rear seat was fitted because it was registered as such new but a lot of them got worked to death as commercials.
Strange that your comment about Renaults is still valid even today they have a poor reputation here, Simcas are long gone and very few remain even as seldom driven classics I lived nearby to most of the ones that are left and know of one more so thats 13 actual survivors though they were common in my home burg in fact the dealer live over our back fence.
For a time in college I delivered pizzas with my car. I guess the lingering odor of pizza was better than that of strong cheese.
I always enjoy learning of the ways car makers and buyers find ways around governmental rules, often related to taxes. Here we get more SUVs because of the way the tax code has matured (metastasized?)
Thanks I do hope we will get tho hear more and see some photographs of hang gliding in the Alps.
The Chevy Chevette offered a rear seat delete option here in the US. I don’t recall there being any tax advantage, I think Chevy just wanted a cheap base price for advertising purposes.
The Gremlin came standard without a rear seat, at least in its first year or two. The 104Z rather reminds me of the Gremlin, as both were cut down from longer cars. The 10Z did that more successfully.
Oh, that was the Chevette Scooter, which was the bare bones, total penalty box version, with no rear seat, no armrests on the doors, matte paint instead of chromework.
Regarding the tax code issues, the current battle fought between the French Revenue Service and the car markers revolves around big SUVs and pick-up trucks. For whatever reason, the French government has decided that big SUVs and big pick-up trucks were pure evil, and they’re being taxed to death (a registration fee of up to 30,000 euros). But they granted an exception for “work” trucks (defined as pick-up trucks with a double cab and a maximum of 4 seats) – and guess what – all pick-up trucks sold in France now can only seat 2 in the back, even big rigs like a RAM 1500.
Welcome Xtalfu, and what a great entry! A Peugeot 104 ZA as a COAL, who would have thought of that?? Keep them coming.
Was that little Peugeot a bit of a curd, or did the previous owner use it to ferment a coup? As the French (sort of) say, “Le munster reste entier.”
I applaud the 104 ZA and await other episodes with bated breath and nose plugs at the ready.
Whether the car was an overall curd or not, it bleu its head gasket.
Bare bones transportation. I always have respect for that no matter which flavor. However, I would have passed the Munster cheese.
Every time I visited France I came away with the impression that the French- in particular the Parisians- have a rather utilitarian relationship with their vehicles. Bumpers are there to bump and fenders are there to bend and lights are there to shine anywhere. Food and fashion are better places to spent the francs anyway.
Thanks for the write up and welcome to the COAL mine!
It’s nice of the French government to allow side windows in “vans” the UK equivalent Fiesta or Metro would have metal panels. Then again some markets had a Range Rover “van” that was a 2 door minus the rear seat and with fixed glass instead sliding rear windows. I look forward to more adventures in cheap French motoring.
Welcome to the CC Community!
My Mum had a 104S, the 5 door version, with the 1124cc engine and similar oil/water mix issues. But when it worked, it was fun to drive, comfortable and commodious.
I realize that the cargo area was very small, but you should have found a girlfriend with a cheese fetish!
He : I am sorry, mademoiselle. I would offer you a lift in my car but it smells of Munster.
She: Oh, monsieur. C’est fromage!
Thank you, I’ll see myself out.
I’ll add my voice to the comments above and say welcome xtalfu. As a great fan of both France and Peugeots I enjoyed this. Looking forward to your next magnifique voiture!
Israel had the same tax loophole. Lots of those Pug wagons, Renault 12s and others with no back seats and no side windows got bought as business cars. They would immediately get a rear seat and fixed windows installed and were cheap family cars. Even El Caminos were popular with fabricated longer roofs and rear seats as they were half the price of a Malibu. There was a feature here about them
https://www.curbsideclassic.com/blog/cc-capsule/cc-capsule-the-israeli-tax-deductible-el-camino/