My 2000 Buick LeSabre Custom – Black Bart Joins the Fleet!

With my son Shane’s 2003 Subaru Forester meeting its sad fate in the crusher after his serious accident on March 9th, it was time to think about something else for him to drive for the summer.  I was not looking forward to this process or spending any money.    Shane didn’t drive for almost 7 weeks after his accident and was just a bit edgy behind the wheel.   And it goes without saying that his mother, Mrs. Carlsberg66 was also very nervous about him driving at all as it brought back some bad memories for her (and for me). I was nervous too but more stoic about the fact that he would need to drive on a regular basis at some point.

Mechanic Paul was aware of Shane’s accident and that we were in the market for a new car for him. He called me about a month after the accident and told me he had a line on a good buy, a 2000 Buick LeSabre.  His shop doesn’t do a ton of flips, only once in a while to help a customer out who doesn’t want to sell it on Craigslist or Facebook Marketplace and deal with stranger danger. Most often it goes to another customer in his shop ecosystem.   This was owned by an elderly local gentleman who was 94 and could no longer drive. It had just 65,000 miles, one owner, well maintained and garage kept. I looked underneath up on the hoist and while not totally bone dry, it was fairly clean. There is nothing I like more than a super old pristine daily driver with low miles, it was a complete creampuff.   I just had to have it and immediately named it Black Bart.  And at $4,300 with reasonable insurance and hopefully running costs, it was priced right.

Aesthetically, the LeSabre is an inoffensive and unremarkable design. Its big brother the Park Avenue is more handsome and stately, but neither are modern design classics. I’ve never loved the big fish eyes on a lot of cars of this period, especially from GM.  The pinstripes are intact and a nice old-school touch.  All this said you definitely won’t find yourself looking back at Black Bart when you walk away in admiration.  And this was the last generation (the 8th) of the LeSabre nameplate, which started in 1959 and ran all the way to the 2005 model year before discontinuation and was replaced by the Buick Lucerne. A noteworthy sidenote here is that this is a homegrown Michigan made product, and it was made either in Hamtramck or LakeOrion both about 25 minute drives in opposite directions from here.

Inside, typical for the time, it’s GM plastic fantastic and the faux wood that runs the width of the dashboard doesn’t fool anyone. I do think is a handsome and well-laid-out instrument cluster.  The fabric seats and carpet are in fine shape and the seats firm and comfortable. No modern tech here unless you consider the digital compass on the mirror modern tech. You do get a CD player AND a cassette player. I put a somewhat prized variety tape from 1989 in the deck and it promptly ate it and ejected a mess of tape. I would say the inside is overall an  8 out of 10 in condition.

Despite the full size of the car, it’s about 3,600 pounds, neither svelte nor a porker.   Driving this car offers little in the way of sensory feedback. I have not owned a car with a column shifter since my 1980 Cutlass. The steering wheel feels about 20% bigger than the other cars we have (but maybe it isn’t) and the steering itself is effortless and over-boosted. Turns can be managed with one finger. The ride is floaty and the car probably is on the original shocks and struts and it shows as it’s bouncy but not annoyingly so.

The 205 horsepower, 230 ft-lb torque 3800 v-6 is quiet but emits a pleasant sound. And when you put your foot into it… it actually willing and pulls hard and is decently quick.  Auto reviewers of the period made a note of the impressive (for the time) 0-60 mph time of 7.4 seconds and top end speed (125 mph).     The ride is gentle and the interior quiet, and it would make a pleasant road trip car.  I guess I can see why older folks liked cars like this and Buicks of this generation in general.  The AC sadly does not work, and I likely won’t address it anytime soon unless it’s a cheap fix (probably isn’t). Shane gets to enjoy the 4×45 AC system. Driving this car does remind me of my folks, who’s last car before they were unable to drive was a 2002 Buick Century.

How does Shane like it? Let’s face it, the LeSabre isn’t exactly a sexy car.  Then again, neither of my sons are into cars and were generally indifferent to my old Miata and my current Corvette. That perspective will save them a lot of money and time in their lives.  Initially, Shane moaned about how big Bart is compared to the Subaru and was worried about gas mileage. It’s actually better in that regard than the Subaru, rated 19 city/30 highway. In short though: who cares how he feels. He’s got free wheels and should be happy (he is).

Turns out the way things worked out with Shane’s afternoon shift summer job at the local  DPW, he has all of about a mile to go to work. If we really wanted to he could of probably used Mrs. Carlsberg66’s TourX most days to get there are as she works from home. Bart was acquired before we knew of his summer gig.  So…. in retrospect, this probably was not a car we absolutely needed and that questionable expense is not lost on me. But, eventually he will need it.  As it stands now, once he goes back to school, I will put this into frequent daily driving rotation and parking my new daily driver (more on that soon), and that would suit me fine.