My 2006 Toyota Corolla – Cheap Car Blues

By now in my life, I was well into college and ready to get my hands on something new. I was working a job and commuting to college giving me greater freedom. My friend and I decided we should try and get a project car that we could work on together. That sounded fun, so again off to the classifieds I went. We had a tight budget aiming for around a grand and we wanted to look for something that could easily be worked on and resold. This was still pre-covid in July of 2019, so there were some choices.

The San Diego area had a number of cool non-running cars that he was interested in. How about a Porsche 944 mid engine tear down needing to be reassembled? Sounds easier than it probably is right? So we took a look at an early Mazda Miata with the 1.6 that wouldn’t crank under its own power. In fact, it wouldn’t do anything even when hooked up to power and it was far from a perfect specimen. We viewed an E36 in a sketchy neighborhood (probably stolen) and decided that it should probably be my turn to pick out the next car we looked at.

A much more ideal E36 specimen from another CC user.

 

My pick was for something practical that would have some demand on the used market. Not a lot of that exists for good reason, but Craigslist led me to a 2006 Toyota Corolla with high mileage. The best part? It ran and drove with its current registration. We immediately took the hour plus drive out to nowhere to take a look at this vehicle.

The Ominous Craigslist Advertisement that caught my eye. First $1000 takes it

 

When we got there we were greeted by a man who was looking to get rid of the car QUICK. He had the paperwork from the auction he purchased it at and allowed us little time to take a look at it. The only major problems we saw were a little bit of rust and non-functioning air conditioning. He allowed a roughly 1 minute test drive that consisted of ensuring the car moved. Compared to what we were looking at elsewhere, it was enough to convince us this was the best we could do.

Miraculously it turned out to drive pretty well. A nearly 80-mile drive back showed that everything functioned as it should with the exception of the faults we had previously found. The car was quasi-disgusting, but what do you expect from this price point? Bonus points were that it came with a manual transmission and the obligatory aftermarket subwoofer.

When we arrived back home we took to cleaning the car up as best we could. It turned out the rust was a little worse than we anticipated, but with some care we got the car looking good. Other faults we found were that the CD player failed to work, the dash lights didn’t fully illuminate, and the car needed an alignment. I will also add, the steering wheel was a lost cause that even the strongest chemicals couldn’t bring to a bare hand worthy state. It received the cheapest of covers we could find.

While we tooled on the car a bit, and with some preventative maintenance we also were able to drive it around. Being a Toyota it functioned as new and gave all the driving pleasure that one would expect from a mid-2000s economy car. We had our fun for a couple of months, but it was time to move on to bigger and better things.

Now those of you who have never tried to sell a car at the rock bottom of the market, I envy you. Priced at a (in my head) reasonable $2000 OBO, this thing was so incredibly hard to get rid of that we simply didn’t. Here’s a quick summary of our average interactions trying to sell the car on both Craigslist and Autotrader:

Autotrader had nearly no activity at all. I had the “Is this available?” and the spam calls, but there was nothing that would move the vehicle. On the Craigslist side, I had multiple people take a look at the car. I had a homeless man claim it wasn’t big enough to live in and might as well be scrapped (he offered $300), a kid told me the car had blown head gaskets (it didn’t), various joy rides, and multiple offers ranging from $100 – $500.

So what happened to the car? It was driven by my friend for a little while longer before being sent off to one of those charity auto auctions. No point in dealing with the low-ballers just to be insulted. That was the end of us trying to do that. I could have taken that car and made it my daily driver to get rid of my janky Miata, but I had come across another car that I appreciated much more…