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Curbside Classics Archives
Humor Archive
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![Wish you could get loose pillow style plush cloth seats in a modern car? While here’s you answer, and good news, it can be yours for the low, low price […]](https://i0.wp.com/www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/beddingin-loose-pillow-park-avenue-style.jpg?resize=115%2C115&ssl=1 "CC Humor: Want Some Loose Pillow Seating In Your Modern Car?")
CC Humor: Want Some Loose Pillow Seating In Your Modern Car?
Posted on May 1, 2017 | 21 CommentsWish you could get loose pillow style plush cloth seats in a modern car? While here’s you answer, and good news, it can be yours for the low, low price […] -
CC Humor: Porsche Edition
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![Special thanks to Brendan Saur, my art director and collaborator on this piece. “ I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I grew my car company in […]](https://i0.wp.com/www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Omerta-Exterior-Final-Final-Final.jpg?resize=115%2C115&ssl=1 "CC History: The Silent Rise and Fall of Omerta")
CC History: The Silent Rise and Fall of Omerta
Posted on April 1, 2016 | 22 CommentsSpecial thanks to Brendan Saur, my art director and collaborator on this piece. “ I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I grew my car company in […] -
![Doublespeak. It’s a component of human behavior that makes intimate relationships so maddening, modern politics so entertaining, and corporate board meetings so predictable. It’s also often a vital part of […]](https://i0.wp.com/www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Photo401.jpg?resize=115%2C115&ssl=1 "CC Humor: Translating Used Car Ad-Ese")
CC Humor: Translating Used Car Ad-Ese
Posted on October 17, 2015 | 69 CommentsDoublespeak. It’s a component of human behavior that makes intimate relationships so maddening, modern politics so entertaining, and corporate board meetings so predictable. It’s also often a vital part of […] -
![When artist Mo Faraz sent me this drawing, the first of a series that he plans to publish weekly and sell, I was charmed. It’s reminiscent of the kind of pieces […]](https://i0.wp.com/www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Mo-Faraz-300SL.png?resize=115%2C115&ssl=1 "The (Too?) Subtle Automotive Humor Of Mo Faraz, Part 1 – “Ombudsman”")
The (Too?) Subtle Automotive Humor Of Mo Faraz, Part 1 – “Ombudsman”
Posted on July 29, 2015 | 36 CommentsWhen artist Mo Faraz sent me this drawing, the first of a series that he plans to publish weekly and sell, I was charmed. It’s reminiscent of the kind of pieces […] -
![With the profound success we have realized with the Midwest branch of the CC Sales Lot, we have now opened a second Midwest location. At the rate we are growing, […]](https://i0.wp.com/www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/IMG_4760.jpg?resize=115%2C115&ssl=1 "CC Sales Lot, The Second Midwest Branch: The Agony of Desire and The Ecstasy of Conquest")
CC Sales Lot, The Second Midwest Branch: The Agony of Desire and The Ecstasy of Conquest
Posted on May 15, 2015 | 42 CommentsWith the profound success we have realized with the Midwest branch of the CC Sales Lot, we have now opened a second Midwest location. At the rate we are growing, […] -
![For the most part, Chrysler in the 1970s was a pretty grim story. From the high-powered glory years of the Hemi and the 440 Six-Pack, Chryler soon slunk through a […]](https://i0.wp.com/www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/1972DodgeCoronetCrestwoodRT01.jpg?resize=115%2C115&ssl=1 "Curbside Classic: 1972 Dodge Coronet Crestwood R/T – The Scat Packer")
Curbside Classic: 1972 Dodge Coronet Crestwood R/T – The Scat Packer
Posted on April 1, 2015 | 52 CommentsFor the most part, Chrysler in the 1970s was a pretty grim story. From the high-powered glory years of the Hemi and the 440 Six-Pack, Chryler soon slunk through a […] -
![Special thanks to Brendan Saur, my art director and collaborator on this piece. NEW YORK CITY: General Motors announced yesterday the resurrection of the late Pontiac Aztek, this time as a Cadillac. […]](https://i0.wp.com/www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Caztek_Exterior.jpg?resize=115%2C115&ssl=1 "Future Classic: GM to Revive Aztek as a Cadillac")
Future Classic: GM to Revive Aztek as a Cadillac
Posted on April 1, 2015 | 62 CommentsSpecial thanks to Brendan Saur, my art director and collaborator on this piece. NEW YORK CITY: General Motors announced yesterday the resurrection of the late Pontiac Aztek, this time as a Cadillac. […] -
CC Laugh For The Day: How I Picture Some CCers.
Posted on January 13, 2015 | 46 CommentsA husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. -
![James age 12 Shafer Middle School Mr. LaHood room 207 When Mr. Niedermeyer found out we were going to Mars, he said we could stay at his condo. Dad was […]](https://i0.wp.com/www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/pudgy-kid-wagon-post-B.jpg?resize=115%2C115&ssl=1 "What I Did On My Summer Vacation, by James, age 12")
What I Did On My Summer Vacation, by James, age 12
Posted on December 27, 2014 | 26 CommentsJames age 12 Shafer Middle School Mr. LaHood room 207 When Mr. Niedermeyer found out we were going to Mars, he said we could stay at his condo. Dad was […] -
![Out of all the working rigs out there, few are as unloved as rental trucks. We use rental trucks […]](https://i0.wp.com/www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/uhaul.jpg?resize=115%2C115&ssl=1 "CC Roadtrip: Rental Truck Blues")
CC Roadtrip: Rental Truck Blues
Posted on October 25, 2014 | 33 CommentsOut of all the working rigs out there, few are as unloved as rental trucks. We use rental trucks […] -
![Aw, hell. Nobody ever tells me anything. After years of reading about Eugene, Eugene, Eugene, I finally decided “if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.” So, I searched high […]](https://i0.wp.com/www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/63F10006.jpg?resize=115%2C115&ssl=1 "CC Capsule: 1963 Ford F-100 – Out of the Loop and Going Eugene")
CC Capsule: 1963 Ford F-100 – Out of the Loop and Going Eugene
Posted on September 30, 2014 | 28 CommentsAw, hell. Nobody ever tells me anything. After years of reading about Eugene, Eugene, Eugene, I finally decided “if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.” So, I searched high […] -
![Yes curbivores, I have a major confession to admit to you. I love donks. That’s right, I, CC’s resident eccentric, love donks. I’m almost ashamed to admit it, but I […]](https://i0.wp.com/www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/image21.jpg?resize=115%2C115&ssl=1 "Curbside Confession: Coming Out – Confessions Of A Donk Fanboi")
Curbside Confession: Coming Out – Confessions Of A Donk Fanboi
Posted on April 1, 2014 | 55 CommentsYes curbivores, I have a major confession to admit to you. I love donks. That’s right, I, CC’s resident eccentric, love donks. I’m almost ashamed to admit it, but I […] -
![(Author’s Note: These are responses given to the rental company after they sent me a customer satisfaction survey. In retrospect, I’m concerned I have may aimed my constructive criticism the wrong […]](https://i0.wp.com/www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Captain-Hook.jpg?resize=115%2C115&ssl=1 "Curbside Curmudgeon: 2014 Ford Focus SE – Mr. Nice Called in Sick This Morning")
Curbside Curmudgeon: 2014 Ford Focus SE – Mr. Nice Called in Sick This Morning
Posted on March 20, 2014 | 95 Comments(Author’s Note: These are responses given to the rental company after they sent me a customer satisfaction survey. In retrospect, I’m concerned I have may aimed my constructive criticism the wrong […] -
![Jerry Seinfeld loves cars. Jerry Seinfeld loves comedy. Jerry Seinfeld loves coffee. As a lover of all three myself, I love Jerry’s web TV series, “Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee“. […]](https://i0.wp.com/www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/comedians-in-cars-getting-coffee-letterman.jpg?resize=115%2C115&ssl=1 "CCC: Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee – Jerry Seinfeld Loves Cars")
CCC: Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee – Jerry Seinfeld Loves Cars
Posted on February 23, 2014 | 28 CommentsJerry Seinfeld loves cars. Jerry Seinfeld loves comedy. Jerry Seinfeld loves coffee. As a lover of all three myself, I love Jerry’s web TV series, “Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee“. […]
