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CC Humor: Porsche Edition
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CC History: The Silent Rise and Fall of Omerta
Posted on April 1, 2016 | 22 CommentsSpecial thanks to Brendan Saur, my art director and collaborator on this piece. “ I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I grew my car company in […] -
CC Humor: Translating Used Car Ad-Ese
Posted on October 17, 2015 | 69 CommentsDoublespeak. It’s a component of human behavior that makes intimate relationships so maddening, modern politics so entertaining, and corporate board meetings so predictable. It’s also often a vital part of […] -
The (Too?) Subtle Automotive Humor Of Mo Faraz, Part 1 – “Ombudsman”
Posted on July 29, 2015 | 36 CommentsWhen artist Mo Faraz sent me this drawing, the first of a series that he plans to publish weekly and sell, I was charmed. It’s reminiscent of the kind of pieces […] -
CC Sales Lot, The Second Midwest Branch: The Agony of Desire and The Ecstasy of Conquest
Posted on May 15, 2015 | 42 CommentsWith the profound success we have realized with the Midwest branch of the CC Sales Lot, we have now opened a second Midwest location. At the rate we are growing, […] -
Curbside Classic: 1972 Dodge Coronet Crestwood R/T – The Scat Packer
Posted on April 1, 2015 | 52 CommentsFor the most part, Chrysler in the 1970s was a pretty grim story. From the high-powered glory years of the Hemi and the 440 Six-Pack, Chryler soon slunk through a […] -
Future Classic: GM to Revive Aztek as a Cadillac
Posted on April 1, 2015 | 62 CommentsSpecial thanks to Brendan Saur, my art director and collaborator on this piece. NEW YORK CITY: General Motors announced yesterday the resurrection of the late Pontiac Aztek, this time as a Cadillac. […] -
CC Laugh For The Day: How I Picture Some CCers.
Posted on January 13, 2015 | 46 CommentsA husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. -
What I Did On My Summer Vacation, by James, age 12
Posted on December 27, 2014 | 26 CommentsJames age 12 Shafer Middle School Mr. LaHood room 207 When Mr. Niedermeyer found out we were going to Mars, he said we could stay at his condo. Dad was […] -
CC Roadtrip: Rental Truck Blues
Posted on October 25, 2014 | 33 CommentsOut of all the working rigs out there, few are as unloved as rental trucks. We use rental trucks […] -
CC Capsule: 1963 Ford F-100 – Out of the Loop and Going Eugene
Posted on September 30, 2014 | 28 CommentsAw, hell. Nobody ever tells me anything. After years of reading about Eugene, Eugene, Eugene, I finally decided “if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.” So, I searched high […] -
Curbside Confession: Coming Out – Confessions Of A Donk Fanboi
Posted on April 1, 2014 | 55 CommentsYes curbivores, I have a major confession to admit to you. I love donks. That’s right, I, CC’s resident eccentric, love donks. I’m almost ashamed to admit it, but I […] -
Curbside Curmudgeon: 2014 Ford Focus SE – Mr. Nice Called in Sick This Morning
Posted on March 20, 2014 | 95 Comments(Author’s Note: These are responses given to the rental company after they sent me a customer satisfaction survey. In retrospect, I’m concerned I have may aimed my constructive criticism the wrong […] -
CCC: Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee – Jerry Seinfeld Loves Cars
Posted on February 23, 2014 | 28 CommentsJerry Seinfeld loves cars. Jerry Seinfeld loves comedy. Jerry Seinfeld loves coffee. As a lover of all three myself, I love Jerry’s web TV series, “Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee“. […] -
CC Outtake – How About a Couple of Topless Swedes?
Posted on January 9, 2014 | 15 CommentsIt has been downright frigid here in the midwestern U.S. Record-breaking cold weather has had us all bundled up like, well, Canadians. I figured that we could all use a […]