Curbside Classic: 1969 Dodge Dart Custom Hardtop – Dog Dish Afternoon

Ever since I moved to Asia over a decade ago, I’ve lived without television. That’s not to say I’ve not had a TV set at home, but I don’t watch it any more. It’s not something I miss – Youtube and other web-based services have taken over the slot that TV used to fill, but whenever I see certain cars, I do get flashbacks of the TV shows I used to watch back in Europe. Cars like this Dart, for instance, take me back to childhood, when the French channels consisted in a steady diet of American cop/action shows.

We had a lot of ‘60s, ‘70s and ‘80s American stuff on TV: Columbo, Starsky & Hutch, Ironside, Hawaii Five-O, Dukes of Hazzard, The Fall Guy, T.J. Hooker, Charlie’s Angels… I bet there was a Dart or ten in every season of every one of those shows. Finding one of these in the wild is not unlike bumping into a character actor. Especially with those hubcaps.

Why is it I get those TV flashbacks when encountering Chrysler and Ford products of that era, but usually not GM ones? I get the impression that cop cars (except Columbo, of course) were usually Plymouths or Fords, but not Chevrolets. Maybe I’m misremembering those shows – it had been a very long time since I’ve seen them.

But then, I guess there were a lot of Darts about in the States in real life anyway. Dodge built about 200,000 Darts in 1969 alone, including 22,000 Customs with a V8 like this one (both in hardtop and sedan form), so there were a lot of these being churned out during that very long 1967-76 generation.

I wonder how many were exported. These would have been on the larger side for Europe or Japan, but much more user-friendly than the gigantic full-sizers that the Big Three were offering at the time.

Chrysler sold these under different names in many global markets, and even assembled them in a number of places (Australia, Brazil, Spain…), so it was one Detroiter you might actually encounter overseas on a fairly regular basis. I distinctly remember one (a later, mid-‘70s sedan) still being used as a taxi in Geneva in the early ‘90s.

Again, compared to giant behemoths like the Chrysler 300 we saw recently, even the interior looks pretty normal. It has a few touches of mock-sportiness to give an otherwise boring dash a bit of flavour. That’s what you get for forking out the extra bread and getting the fancier “Custom”…

What you don’t really get is a usable back seat. But that’s ok, if you wanted one of those, you could order the four-door sedan. The two-door sedan, alas, was no longer on the roster for 1969.

The Custom trim also provided for a trendy vinyl roof, which has seen better days in this particular car. The real purpose of this photo, though, was to capture that backlight’s curvature. A striking feature, but also the polar opposite of the windshield philosophy that American cars had at the start of the decade: from panoramic to concave in less than ten years.

Question for those of you who are well-versed in Dartology, by the way: what the dingus is this? Vaguely ballistic, isn’t it?

But let’s get back to the TV procedural theme we started this post with. I think a passing shot of the dog-dished Dart going through an alley, with a bit of Dutch angle…

Add an appropriately upbeat but dissonant instrumental, heavy on the strings and horns…

And a title card that reads, à la Streets of San Francisco, “Epilog.” I’m not going to go out of my way to watch on of those old TV shows again, but you can call me a convert to the late ‘60s Dart.

 

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