Curbside Classic: 1975 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham d’Elegance – Aged To Putrefaction

As we continue our little two-week journey through Tokyo’s Most Wrecked Classics, I can state that there are two marques that (probably by sheer coincidence) are overrepresented in my files. One is Nissan – not a real surprise. The other is Cadillac. And that elicits a number of questions, the first being: is this because Cadillacs are popular here, or because they’re actually not popular any longer?

This is one of three examples I found of the (sub-)Standard of the World gathering moss in my neck of the woods. The other two are more recent, but they are also RWD Fleetwood sedans. The aforementioned Nissans are a more varied sort, but for Cadillacs, it seems the bigger they are, the deader they get.

And this here is the biggest Caddy non-limousine four-door sedan ever made, if I’m not mistaken: 233.7’’ (5936mm) long and 79.3’’ (2027mm) wide – the Fat Elvis period of the marque. And you need a lot of fried bacon PB&J sandwiches to get that thing to leave the building.

For 1975, the Eldorado’s 500ci (8.2 litre) V8 was graciously added to the rest of the range – except for the new Seville. Makes sense to marry the biggest production V8 of the time to the largest body variant. It’s actually surprising they didn’t do it sooner, at least for the Fleetwood. With only 190hp to motivate close to 2.5 tons of car though, patience must have certainly been a virtue for Cadillac drivers at the time.

But the overwhelming majority of you know all this. And this poor thing is not likely to be moving anytime soon, whatever may be lurking under the bonnet – if you can still call it that. You’d have a job getting it open without it disintegrating completely anyway. I mean, even the chrome trim that used to live on the hood left that sinking land yacht ages ago, landing right ahead of the grille, on the bumper.

And isn’t the gloriously over-the-top (and under-the-sides) amount of rust this car’s main feature? The lacework here is so intricate, it’d almost be fashionable… in 1975. The paint is slowly turning into a mosaic, too. Art is being created by nature itself before our very eyes.

The rear end was nigh on impossible to capture, sadly, but displayed a similar amount of delicate deliquescence. Incidentally, we can just about see the additional amber turn signal on the bumper – proof positive that this car was sold here new.

Hey, what gives? I thought free-standing taillights were an Imperial thing? Well, thanks to GM’s magically biodegradable plastic fender extenders, Cadillacs ended up involuntarily imitating that Exnerian affectation and making it their own.

The interior seems to have aged more gracefully than anything else on the car. Well, except that useless plastic woodgrain trim strip dangling from the steering wheel. Cadillac luxury sure wasn’t what it used to be, by this point in time. Except the velour, of course. They still really crushed that.

As I’m sure we’re all aware, getting a full set of antimacassars is the thing to do, in Japan. But for your Toyota Crown or your Mitsubishi Debonair, those doilies can be found off the rack, as it were. These, on the other hand, had to be tailored-made especially for this gargantuan Fleetwood. Got to admire the original owner’s commitment to the bit.

Of all the Cadillacs of this era, the Fleetwood is the one I like best. The thickness of the greenhouse, with those rounded windows and that blanked out C-pillar, makes for an appropriately consequent design element to go with the massive overall look of the car. It might have even looked better without the obligatory vinyl top, but I don’t know that deleting it would even have been an option.

On the other hand, our top-of-the-range Brougham d’Elegance (I’ll forego the acute accents on the second word – it should be written as “élégance” – because GM did so first) seems to have come sans opera lamps. Perhaps the original owner ordered it that way, or maybe it’s another quirk of the Japanese automobile regulatory framework. i.e. “Add turn signals on all corners, but no other lights allowed”? A stand-up wreath and crest should also grace the hood, but that was likelier blown off by a typhoon or nicked by someone in passing. Stealing is a rare thing here, but then so is finding an abandoned Cadillac. Or so I thought until I found three, each in a different part of town.

Few cars make it to their 50th birthday. This one might just about put it off, if you can call it roadworthy. Hey, at least it still has a license plate and, improbably, air in its tyres. But I have grave reservations about its ability to pass the next inspection. Nothing a quick service, a little skilfully-applied bondo and a good respray couldn’t fix. Or am I seeing this Caddy through rust-tinted glasses?

 

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