Curbside Classic: 1984 Chrysler Laser Turbo – The Most Eighties Car Of Them All?

I’m very hard pressed to come up with a better example of a car that best represents the 1980s. This one has it all: FWD, a four cylinder engine, tight, clean, flashy and sleek sports coupe styling, light weight, a spoiler, and perhaps most of all, a turbocharger. The black paint and pepperoni pizza wheels seal the deal, although its name goes a long way too. What’s more ’80s than “Laser”?

Ok; there’s a few others that could give it a run for the title, like the Chrysler minivans, the Jeep Cherokee, the Taurus; I’m guessing you’ll chime in too. But none of them have all those key ingredients, which so represent the 1980s.

This ad (wrongly identified as 1985) says it all. Which of course means that Lee Iacocca’s name had to be invoked, as the rightful father (god?) of all good things that happened at Chrysler in that decade. Admittedly, it was a lively decade at Chrysler, given that it started with the original K-Cars, Reliant and Aries. And what a fertile couple they were, the Adam and Eve of a (too) large family. But in the mid-’80s, they were in their prime, and the offspring were popping out in all sorts of permutations, none more different than their parents than the new for 1984 Laser and its Dodge sibling, the Daytona, which did tend to hog the bulk of the attention.

 

Rightfully so; what the hell was Chrysler’s name doing on a hot little sporty coupe hatchback? Why wasn’t this a Plymouth…Road Runner? Or just Plymouth Laser? Oh right; increasingly dull and dowdy Plymouth was on its way to being shoved in the back room, on the way to the back door. Just as well; there really wasn’t much room for both given the way the market was compressing. If a Chrysler LeBaron could be a gussied up K-car Reliant, then why shouldn’t Chrysler have a hot little sporty coupe?

The reality is that Chrysler soon enough decided that the Laser didn’t really belong at Chrysler and ditched it after just three years. Dodge was to be the sporty brand, and the Daytona would soldier on by itself through 1993, but sales started their terminal decline already in 1990.

 

This was a pretty good looking car when it arrived in 1984. Not exactly brilliant, but a very healthy step forward from the L-Body predecessors, the Dodge Omni 024/Charger and Plymouth TC3. It was the first K-Car derivative to abandon the boxy look of its progenitors, and previewed the quite handsome LeBaron GTS that arrived in 1985. The Chrysler designers were finally given back their French curves and turned in their straight edges. Progress!

 

This is my favorite part of these cars. There were several variations, but as far as I know, this was the first, and the best. Pepperoni pizza wheels; I really wanted a set on our Grand Caravan.  Why didn’t I get some?

 

 

This was the really big thing: Turbo! Chrysler’s first shot at a turbo engine (Turbo 1), and it hit the mark pretty well, for the times. It was in many ways quite similar to Ford’s turbo 2.3 in the 1983 Turbo Coupe, a car I had quite a bit of experience with. Both had fuel injection and and about the same horsepower; 142 for the Chrysler 2.2 and 145 for the Ford. And that was just a starting point for both of them; already in 1985 the Chrysler Turbo 1 got a computer-controlled wastegate which in conjunction with a knock sensor increased power to 146 and allowed temporary overboost conditions.

Turbo lag? Not as bad as it’s often made out to be, but obviously there’s been progress made.  Boost started at 1200 rpm, and was up to 7.2 psi (96% of maximum) by 2050 rpm.  Peak torque (160 ft.lbs.) was at 3200 rpm, and peak power (142 hp) at 5600 rpm.

 

The leather in this car is inevitably showing its age. The 5-speed manual was the right choice at the time. But that generic K-car steering wheel was not. That was a real sore spot on my Turbo Coupe too; how expensive was it to fit a proper sporty wheel, especially since this was before air bags made all that so much more difficult.

This was Chrysler’s shot at the Camaro and Mustang, both of which sported V8s and RWD. That was a big hill to climb for these, given how deeply the V8 RWD pony car was entrenched in America’s psyche. Chrysler gave it its best shot, and one has to recognize that although these didn’t exactly make much of a dent in Camaro and Mustang sales, they gave it a good shot.

 

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