Curbside Classic: Jaguar X-Type – What’s In A Badge?

It was the late ’90s in San Francisco, and my then Puerto Rican girlfriend got a new part time job; one more of many menial chores she engaged in to keep her studies going. This time it was babysitting a couple of teen girls, both children of an upcoming jewelry designer. I had met the girls once or twice briefly, both blonde, quiet and subdued, nicely behaved in their private school uniforms; fitting to a T the image of a family living in one of the city’s new yuppie neighborhoods.

How my girlfried came about that job, I won’t recall. Regardless, the idea of the girls’ mother being a jewelry designer held a certain fascination to me, though my girlfriend never elaborated much on the matter. What I knew: the wage earners were upscale and easy going, living in a trendy SF neighborhood. Part of that prosperity was thanks to the wife’s flourishing jewelry enterprise; her line of goods selling in a renowned high-end department store, well-known for its live piano music and subdued costly merchandise.

It so occurred that one time, during one of my girlfriend’s guards, she got stuck at her boss’ workshop. Could I go and pick her up there? Sure, why not? After a few indications, it turned out the jewelry workshop was located on a second floor loft, just above a burrito shop we frequented in the Mission area (above). I was finally going to know the place.

An Asian immigrant received me at the door and allowed me in. Where does luxury come from? Sweatshops, apparently. The medium-sized loft was filled with a dozen or so of Asian immigrants, diligently laboring on various pieces in their respective counters. An Asian woman in a fancy red business suit, and a foreman of sorts to her side, were overseeing the whole operation near the workshop’s entrance, sitting in a couple of drab desks. From time to time, the ‘woman in red’ gave indications to the artisans without leaving her seat; not shouting, but loud enough to know she meant business. It was a surreal scene.

I scanned for my girlfriend; she was in a corner table, standing next to the eldest girl, who sat in contemplation. From that distance, I got a glance of hers along the lines of: “Ok, you’ve seen it. Stop asking about it…”

Where’s this from, exactly?

 

I approached both, exchanged some minor talk, and signaled to leave. Could I give the teen girl a ride home? Sure, I could. That’s what my non-luxurious ’68 Beetle was for, basic city transport.

As we walked towards the exit, I looked over the workers’ shoulders as they toiled away. Then I noticed, next to the tools and jewelry materials, a bunch of labels that sat on each table: “Made in Pakistan,” “Made in Cambodia.” As soon as each piece was finished, one such label would be dutifully affixed.

My eyes widened. The whole perception of ‘exotic luxury’ the collection sold on was based solely on those fake labels.

No amount of ‘man-hours’ and ‘expensive materials’ can turn the Stutz into luxury. From the Cohort, by Johnh875.

 

What’s in a badge? And what’s luxury? A shifting target that molds from time to time, from place to place and from culture to culture. At times it is based on real perceptions. Attention to detail, engineering and assembly were Rolls Royce’s calling cards in the ’20s-’30s. Sometimes luxury is plain hype, as Gucci did by overflowing the market with their ‘own produced’ knock offs. And of course, sometimes luxury is just plain fad. Whatever luxury happens to be in time and place, what can’t be denied is that it is a tacit agreement by members of a group. An ‘undeniable desirability,’ that most members decide is the one to possess at a specific point in time.

I believe CC readers are kind of immune to these types of collective pressures. We like what we like and that’s it. We enjoy our objects for what they are, and are at times perplexed at the marketing hoopla behind such efforts: Why is a Lexus badge needed on a Toyota product? I would drive it all the same!  

But badges and perceived worth do have meaning to non-car folks: Toyotas will be a ‘no zone’ with acquaintances of mine, while they endlessly swoon for any Lexus at close reach. Who rides a ’68 Beetle to a high school reunion in 2004? I do. Meanwhile, my ex-classmates made sure to arrive in the ritziest ride they could find.

I think we can safely say that Ford’s Jaguar’s X-Type suffered of a badge problem, to say the least. Yes, it was snooty of the Jaguar clique to label it as nothing but a glorified Mondeo. Never mind that it was better screwed and engineered than ‘real’ Jaguars of before. But then again, such is luxury; it’s snooty, and often pointless. Better for those who wish to enjoy luxury at discount prices (like a certain Mr. Klein at CC), as nothing depreciates like unloved upscale cars. The X-Type was certainly a market-dud for Ford’s global ambitions; yet, considering Dearborn’s spotty record with luxury divisions, the company’s worst vices were kept at bay. For the most part that is.

Not that fear amongst the Jaguar cognoscenti was completely unwarranted. Ford didn’t appease matters when in ’94, it announced it would reorganize into a ‘worldwide firm’ based on platform responsibilities: former European operations would attend small FWD offerings, while US ones would handle V-8s and RWD platforms. Sort of made sense overall, though it left Jaguar and Aston out on a limb; traditional RWD purveyors. A Mondeo-based Jaguar and Aston? Ford tried to appease the skeptics; much had been gathered from previous errors, past mistakes would not be committed (i.e. no Versailles this time!) A respect for the brand’s history was essential for the partnership to succeed. Or so the idea was.

A little too much respect for the brand’s history perhaps, as the X-Type’s styling was referred to as a ‘pastiche of past Jaguars.’ And in retrospect, Jaguar personnel has complained of the model’s skin being sent ‘as is’ from Dearborn (what happened with the ‘worlwide firm’ idea?) Regarding the Mondeo underpinnings, Wiki quantifies those to ‘around 19%’ in total. In essence, more Jaguar than Mondeo? The question remained: Would shoppers see the X-Type as an ‘affordable Jaguar,’ taking by storm the lucrative 3-Series market? Or would they just see a Ford-of-Europe car in ‘Jaguar drag’?

Buyers who took to the car found a nicely assembled and competent entry. There doesn’t seem to be too many regrets on that end. Problem was there just weren’t enough of them. That and the fact that a common Detroit sin underlied the whole effort. In the case of the X-Type? A numbers sin: the lofty idea that Jaguar’s new 3-Series slayer would sell over 100K units a year. In the end, 350,000 got sold during its 8 years of production.

Of course, a good number of X-types are now found at nothing but discount prices. And if you’re mechanically inclined, or know a friendly garage shop, the idea is an enticing one. Either that or you purchase one as a temporary ‘status’ enhancer, enjoying it before those luxury goodies start to expensively malfunction.

Depending on surroundings, a shunned model can suddenly acquire a prestige it never attained. In a lower class neighborhood, a ‘real’ Jaguar may have no room. But an X-Type? Well, in such a case it can just be the ‘cat’s meow,’ you know? A something-something British luxury brand local populace faintly know about, without enough awareness to tell apart a Ford-Jaguar, from a Jaguar-Jaguar.

Today’s sample is obviously a US gray import, amongst the thousands brought in monthly. Between the favored Toyotas and Kias, some crazy entrepreneur decides to ‘spice it up’ occasionally, bringing in the unusual and the exotic: a 928, or a Cadillac. And in this instance, an X-Type. And a local family thought it worthy to pay for that ‘accessible’ upscale Jaguar feel. Whether they really know about the brand’s heritage, it’s beyond me (I suspect they don’t). What I do know is that it’s not quite the environment Ford execs ever dreamt for their 3-Series fighter.

So what’s luxury? In this neighborhood skirting San Salvador, the X-Type’s immediate surroundings are the definition of wealth. The Jaguar’s owners possess a large plot of land, where family members inhabit various quarters built over the last couple of decades. Farming animals wonder freely about, while a lunch buffet of their management attends daily local workers. The whole family is an enterprising lot, possessing a number of material goods many locals could only dream of. In other words, wealth. And the X-Type? The unnecessary and illogical luxury enhancement to shout out that prosperity.

As to me, what’s luxury? A few days in an isolated beach on the Caribbean coast. That would do it. There are no real restrooms, access is difficult, and local cooking is of questionable benefit. But it takes resources to reach, and a good amount of stored savings to afford waiting the hours pointlessly away. You know, to have enough wealth to ‘luxuriously’ waste time away.

More luxury examples? I’m aware office windows are a status matter in the corporate world, or used to be. I do know I hated being in a windowless cubicle during my California years. Then again, whoever possessed this view, had the lowest form of ‘status’ possible within the window-ladder echelons.

It didn’t take much longer before my Puerto Rican girlfriend left the babysitting job. And it was never quite the same whenever we visited the upscale department store in downtown SF, where the designer’s jewelry sold. We did come across her goods a few times, displayed in the store’s lobby, not far from the piano player performing live music. “Made in Pakistan,” “Made in Cambodia,” read the labels still. I raised an eyebrow in disapproval, much like Aunt Violet would do in Downton Abbey, though I couldn’t come up with a witty remark.

So what’s in a badge? That you have to work for, unless you purchase or fake it. What’s luxury? That’s whatever you wish it to be. Just don’t expect others to agree with you.

 

For further reading, Jim Klein’s X-Type saga:

COAL: 2002 Jaguar X Type 2.5 AWD – A Significantly Better Car Than The Internet Would Have You Believe

Curbside Project Car: 2005 Jaguar X-Type AWD 3.0 Wagon – Will It Be A Hellcat Or Hellokitty?

Curbside Project Car Update: 2005 Jaguar X-Type AWD 3.0 Wagon – Purrific Progress