Rental Car Review: 2022 Chrysler Voyager – It Was Fine

I have spent a lot of seat time in minivans over the years.  I have owned an early Honda Odyssey (the under-appreciated version with hinged doors), a 99 Town & Country (possibly “Peak” Chrysler minivan) and experienced over a decade with a 2012 Kia Sedona.  I have driven others through the years, but until recently there has been a big hole in my experience – the current Chrysler Pacifica.

An accumulation of unfortunate circumstances recently allowed me to plug that experiential hole, and I thought I might share my thoughts on this vehicle.  This is my first time in a Chrysler minivan since the old Dodge Grand Caravan of the 2010s.  In fact, I wrote up my last experience with one in 2018 (here).  So how was the Pacifica (which is actually not a Pacifica but a Voyager)?  It was fine.

When your wife asks you how you liked the meal she prepared, “It was fine” is not really a ringing endorsement.  I suppose we have all been through some language debasement when something that is “fine” is not the kind of “fine” Ford used to reference in its “Family Of Fine Cars” or of the old restaurants that always touted “Fine Food”.  In my world “it’s fine” is another way of saying “meh”.  Meh, of course, is not bad.  It is also not used to describe the kind of thing that exceeds expectations.

I should acknowledge one issue up front: during my time with this Voyager, I was in an ill humor about the way my trusty Sedona was ripped from my hands.  I came to love that stupid Sedona.  Up to its last day, it never failed to pamper me with one of the most delightful combinations of engine and transmission in my entire automotive experience.  The engine was smooth and strong, and the 6-speed automatic was almost always in the right gear at the right time and made its gear changes so unobtrusively that I never really cared where it might have been in that progression from 1 through 6.  But all good things must come to an end, so I guess I had better get over it and concentrate on this Chrysler.

It seems that the Voyager is the version Chrysler sells to rental fleets as a value-leader to fill the gap left after the old Grand Caravan was (finally) euthanized.  The Voyager still carries the Pacifica’s pre-facelift styling and has a relatively, um, economical level of equipment.  It is certainly not the total stripper that my Sedona was – mine may have been the last minivan on the road with non-power rear doors.  But it is also not nearly so pleasant a place to spend time as, say, a certain  Charger that has been in our garage.

Let’s start with the good.  It is mighty hard to find fault with the 3.6L Pentastar V6.  That engine feels a little different in this FWD application as compared to the RWD setup it powers in my Charger.  But the engine is a willing revver and never makes me wish for more power.  One other area that is vastly improved from the old Grand Caravan is in the vehicle’s structural integrity.  My experiences in GCs always involved degrees of body flex that should not have been seen in something designed in the modern computer age.  This van was far better on this score, and left me without any complaints about the structure’s solidity.

This Voyager has the well-known Stow ‘n Go system for the seats, which is convenient when the time comes to convert from passengers to stuff to be toted in the acreage behind the driver.  There are plenty of cupholders and cubbies (one area where my old Sedona fell noticeably short) and I was never at a loss for where to put a drink or a phone or a sheaf of papers.  The Voyager’s utility was, well, fine.  But then it’s a minivan, so this should be a given.

I do, however, have some niggles with this Chrysler.  Let’s talk transmissions.  The 9-speed automatic transaxle is a very different unit from the one in my Charger.  I started out in this experience congratulating Stellantis on how it had completely solved the odd shifting characteristics that had marred my time in the 2018 GC.  But then I kept driving.  For 98% of my time behind the wheel, this powertrain felt great.  But every once in awhile, the transmission would do something odd, like smack hard into the next gear in an upshift.  It was almost at random, and under conditions I had trouble reproducing.  But it happened at least 5 or 6 times during its week with me, a level of frequency that made it more of a problem than a fluke.  I did not love this trait and have experienced nothing even remotely similar in my Charger.  Perhaps this is an issue restricted to this vehicle, a 42k-mile example that has not led the easiest of lives.  Aren’t rental car years kind of like dog years?  Or maybe Stellantis still has not worked out the finer points of shift logic (that Kia nailed over a decade ago).

The Voyager’s HVAC system was also an odd and unsatisfying middle ground between the seamless full automatic system in my Charger and the simple, 3-dial manual system in the dearly departed Kia.  The electronically-controlled manual system seemed to require frequent adjustments to fan speed.  The 3-4 second delay between input and result is irritating.  More irritating is that I did not figure out how to operate the fan speed for the rear system until I was in the rental lot awaiting my ride home on the day I turned the thing in.  It was not at all intuitive, so I spent a week stretching to reach the rear control over the passenger side rear door in order to regulate the fan speed in the rear 2/3 of the vehicle.

HVAC control was also hampered by the U-Connect display.  I paired my phone to the system quite easily, but find that it works a little differently from that in my Charger.  My guess is that one of the two systems is a little older than the other, but have not looked further into this issue.  Attempts to adjust the rear half of the HVAC system go beyond the analog controls on the dash, so much hunting and pecking on the screen was required before the adjustments to the rear a/c system were (or were not) made.  Oh well, the Android Auto is handy for putting my Maps on the screen for navigation assistance.

I also found the driver’s seat to be not tremendously inviting.  It left me with a feeling of sitting on a bit of a pedestal – visibility was good, but I am not nestled down into a comfy spot.  Marianne agreed with me on this score.  For both of us, the Charger’s seats feel wonderful while these did not.  I should also add that I found myself ducking my neck every time I got in to avoid hitting my head on the edge of the roof during entry.  My 1999 Town & Country was very swoopily styled, but I don’t remember entry/exit being so affected by the sleek lines, and its driver’s seat was far more satisfying.

Perhaps the biggest irritant is the Voyager’s stop-start system. Says the guy who knows that he has largely completed the transition into full-curmudgeon.  But a vehicle that shuts itself down at each traffic light is a grade-A irritant.  Yes, I know that I can momentarily release the brake pedal and make it re-start itself (so that my cabin temperature stays cool instead of transitioning to almost-cool).  But why should I have to?  I like cars, and one of life’s little pleasures is enjoying the smooth idle of (at least) six powerful cylinders as they await my command to proceed.  The worst was the way the system shuts down the engine as I pull to a stop in my driveway, only to restart when I shift to park so that I can turn the car off again – which is just stupid.  All I can say is that start-stop is a nanny, and I hate vehicular nannies.  And this particular nanny increases the duty cycle of the starter by about 9,000%.  Ask me if I think Stellantis spec’d a starter 9,000% stronger than in the pre stop-start era.

I found myself occupying a difficult spot during my entire time with this vehicle.  On the one hand, it was hard to avoid comparisons with my old Sedona.  When you have a vehicle that has satisfied you for many years, a new one has a tough act to follow.  Maybe I would have found fault with the perfect new minivan.  But I will never know because this was most assuredly not the perfect new minivan.  This van was also particularly unsatisfying when compared with my Charger – made by the same manufacturer only a single model-year removed from this one.

While I had this Voyager, I kept thinking about the Chrysler vehicles of the late Virgil Exner era.  This thing is awash in details that I saw as ”googie” – like the instrument cluster that I find strangely reminiscent of the 1961 Plymouth.

There, do you see it too?  The fuel and temp “gauges” employ an odd display of little digital arrows or hash marks that appear and disappear as the levels of fuel and engine heat do.  For a system intended to be so stylish, the gray/white display is quite dull so that there is no “Gee, Wow” factor to overcome the display’s gimmickry.  And there is something about the overall shape of the van that keeps reminding me of the early Valiant wagon.

In the end, I can conclude that the Voyager was fine.  It did what I needed it to do for the several days that I had custody of it, and there was nothing about the experience that left a bad taste in my mouth (beyond the start-stop system that I found so grating).  OK, and the occasional hard upshifts.  But neither did this Voyager surprise or delight and I never looked forward to driving it the way I have with the other cars that have inhabited my driveway in recent years.  Most of my favorite vehicles have been products of the Chrysler Corporation under its multitude of corporate structures.  The 2023 Charger that we recently purchased keeps this streak alive.  The Voyager, sadly, whiffed on this score.  Perhaps a newer, more highly optioned Pacifica would have left a more favorable impression.  This one, unfortunately did only one thing really well – it made me miss my 2012 Sedona all the more.