Rental Car Review: 2023 Chevrolet Malibu LT–Kyler

 

The Malibu. Chevy’s long-running evocation of California sunshine and coastal elitist prestige to sell a mainstream sedan to Norman and Irma in the hardworking heartlands.  That’s not meant to be dismissive.  Norm and Irma deserve practical affordable transportation. I like midsize sedans. Good value. Solid driving dynamics.  Fling one down a winding road, compare its price to the average new vehicle, and tell me we don’t live in a peculiar little golden age.  I had an Altima.  I had a Camry.  Tested several Fusions and Accords and Passats.  Liked them all, in their own ways.  But I’ve never driven a Malibu before.  I recently got my chance, and I outright jumped at it. Why? 

Because of Kyler. 

And who is Kyler? 

Kyler is Every Teen USA.  Kyler spends a lot of time on his hair.  More time, apparently, than reviewing the driver’s handbook because for reasons known only to himself he decided to change lanes into our 4Runner and send it to the body shop for a few weeks.  Kyler’s either good at lying or genuinely believed his car was in an entirely different location than it was.  Kyler, in either case, cost us our deductible.  Don’t ask; sometimes our men in blue have other priorities than determining if a little twerp is delusional about a fender bender, and since no witnesses stopped to provide an account…  

Well, this one’s for you, Kyler. 

The Malibu assigned to me at the friendly rental counter is a mid-level 1LT, model year 2023, with 24,000 miles on the odometer.  This generation of ‘Bu was hot-n-fresh when it debuted in 2016, looking sleek and modern and wearing this body shape better than the Fusion and Chrysler 200 before it.  It was well reviewed, but after seven years of stagnation and decontenting Malibu sales are half what they were and Chevrolet will not be reissuing the model.  November 2024 was the end of production.  That age is going to become important here, because despite my affection for this class of automobile, in the form we see here this model deserved to be cancelled.  GM gave up on it years ago. 

 

Let’s take the magazine/autoblog approach here and give a pro/con/verdict before getting detailed:

The Goods:

  • Nearly perfect ride/handling balance (for what it is)
  • Surprisingly quiet at speed
  • Responsive torque-rich powertrain
  • Styling

The Bads: 

  • Abysmal interior quality shrieks its cheapness at you
  • Low horsepower
  • Coarse, harsh engine
  • It’s not just forgettable; it’s mildly antagonistic

The Hot Take: 

Cheap and feels it.  Rather than updating a fundamentally good chassis, GM cedes the field (again) to Toyota, Honda, and Hyundai.  If there’s a small suitcase of cash on the hood, go for it.  If not, buy a name brand and get a better product.

I kinda like the dash design. Too bad about the material quality.

 

I was on this car’s side until I sat in it.  The Malibu is a good looking sedan, and I liked the GMC Terrain I rented last year.  It’s also loaded with enough equipment to make any reasonable person happy.  Heated seats, power driver seat, dual zone climate, lighted and extendable visors and a smaller but very user-friendly touchscreen with a physical array of climate buttons below.  What more do you people need, anyway?

Unfortunately, that equipment is lost amidst the type of slipshod interior that doesn’t belong in a midsize sedan and hasn’t for about a decade.   This is an egregiously cheap feeling place.  I’ll give the seat fabrics a pass because most automotive upholstery is similar, but the coarseness of the fabric on the doors and dash? The poor panel fitment with visible gaps and exposed molding edges? The rickety center armrest?  The insubstantial feel of nearly every button and stalk?  It’s terrible at first impression and just gets worse the more you interact with it.  Why is the steering wheel rim ovoid in cross-section rather than round, placing a hard edge against my palm and making it a lamentable implement to hold?  Why is the ignition button canted 30 degrees toward the driver’s door, making every press of it a glancing blow? 

This little plastic peak looks like a soft-serve cone and was perhaps formed the same way by the injection-molding process that made the door panel. Here it sits, in a high-visibility location forward of the window switches. QA/QC missed it. No worries, they’ve only been making them for 8 model years, they’ll work the kinks out eventually.

 

Why do the gauge needles take a full 11 seconds to complete their trendy sweep on engine startup?  Let’s say you’re talking to your friends or kids or fifth concubine or whoever when getting in the car and you press the starter button but don’t hear the tiny engine fire.  You’d glance at the tach to check before putting it in gear, yes?  Not here, because the needles are still doing their ballet for you, but the dancers are fat and out of shape and can’t do the moves quickly enough. So you’re waiting, and waiting, and the tach needle is still lumbering back toward idle rpm.  Even if the engine is running, the needle drifts all the way to 0, pauses for long enough you think the motor didn’t actually start, then it jumps up to idle speed. 

More sloppy flashing right on top of the driver’s door.

 

Once I start driving the Malibu, a few things jump out at me. It has a great ride and handling balance for a family sedan.  The steering is responsive and accurate, the front end responds nimbly, and overall body motions are well controlled.  There’s roll but it’s not sloppy, and it still rides comfortably and quietly.  There’s a really good chassis under all that plastic.  And a good steering rack until you slow down to residential speeds where it gets really overboosted and artificial.  Road noise is reasonable and the car is aerodynamic so it is quiet for the class at interstate speed.  

From the bad old days of GM midsize interiors. A 1997 Regal. Look at that sharp exposed flashing. Nostalgic? Relive it in a new Malibu.

 

The engine makes itself known next.  The 1.5-liter direct-injected turbocharged four cylinder is from the same engine family as the unit in our GMC Terrain rental, but here makes only 160 hp and 184 lb-ft of torque.  It has less mass to move in the Malibu and therefore feels about the same.  Torquey at low engine speeds, breathless up high. In the Malibu it’s paired to a CVT. 

This powertrain has refinement issues. The classic CVT-induced drone is apparent nearly all of the time, even in gentle casual driving. The engine is not overtly loud here, but the coarseness of the sound makes it stand out right away.  It has a distinctly Briggs and Stratton note to it, and though it makes enough torque to whisk the car ahead somewhat quietly once up to speed, getting there requires enough load on the engine to bring out the lawnmower thrash, even at low engine speeds.  I’m reminded of entry level subcompacts from 15 years ago.  This is a $29,000 car, so I shouldn’t be.

The powertrain was obviously not calibrated to perform well revving out under sudden, heavy and prolonged throttle applications.  In the Malibu, consider 4500 rpm the redline.  Seriously.  It’s a loud, nasty, booming thing anywhere and everywhere above that and a high frequency vibration begins resonating within the unibody as if a belt sander were being run down the frame. The transmission knows this and really resists sending the engine there, preferring to lock into the midrange.   

The Malibu’s little turbo and CVT need a different approach and if you take it, they perform nicely.  Almost admirably.  Roll into the throttle, and try not to exceed about ⅔ pedal travel.  The transmission will promptly slide ratios into the meat of the torque band (3,000 to 4,000 rpm from the feel of it), and the turbo responds with minimal lag.   There, the car gathers speed smoothly and far more eagerly than the 160 horsepower suggests it should.  A deep pedal compression with the transmission holding steady at 3500 rpm really makes this car scoot.  Little is gained by forcing the engine higher because it doesn’t produce much more power up there.  Unless that tractor trailer is bearing down in the mirror and you simply must call upon Scotty to give it all she’s got, remain deliberate and conservative with the throttle.  Ride the torque wave rather than trying to paddle ahead of it.  It’s a pretty good powertrain if you do: responsive and grunty.  Learn to drive it.

The awkward position and angle of the ignition button made me suspect it was a midcycle add-on. But no, it was there from day one.

 

The Malibu functions well enough as a 4-person family sedan.  The trunk is big and holds a spare tire. The cheap cabin is at least roomy.  The front seats have more squashy foaminess than I prefer, but my wife thought they were comfortable. The back seat is spacious on paper, with good legroom and headroom, but in practice, it’s an uncomfortable place for an adult.  Toe room under the seats is tight, negating the legroom. Headroom was achieved through a low hip point, resulting in raised knees and poor thigh support.  Our Camry had a firm, high, supportive bench and a lot of space to put your feet under the front seats.

The Malibu’s driving position is the far bigger problem for me.  The brake pedal is too close to the driver, and if I move the seat back to accommodate it, the gas pedal and steering wheel are farther than is comfortable. It’s a ridiculous ergonomic blunder that would sink the car before any of my other complaints.

 

Fuel economy?  Can’t complain: 27 mpg in conditions where my Lexus has been getting only 22. But it makes half the power and twice the noise, so it had better use less fuel.

Yes, I’m making a bunch of First World Problem complaints about a car that is objectively competent.  The issue here is everything in this vehicle class has been competent for a long time, and since at least 2018 they’ve all handled and rode nearly as well and provided nicer interiors.  At this price point there should be something that makes you look forward to getting behind the wheel, but I couldn’t find it.  The responsive engine is marred by its coarseness.  The solid handling is ruined by the repulsive steering wheel.  The quiet freeway demeanor is overshadowed by the awkward driving position.  The interior is cheap but not cheerful.

You can still find new Malbus on dealer lots.  Who would seek one out and why are mysteries to me.  Perhaps GM loyalists who don’t realize an Accord or Camry have a higher domestic parts content.  Perhaps someone who simply will not cross-shop.  Perhaps fleet managers looking for a deal.  Price is key.  The MSRP for mine was $29,000.  Don’t you dare pay anything close to that. This belongs on the 30% off rack.

Who gave Kyler the keys to the ‘Bu?

 

Even better, find one used, heavily depreciated and kind of banged up.  Buy that one for your own Kyler.  Let him hone his responsibility avoidance skills by ruining other people’s property with it.  It won’t do a thing to the value of his (your) Malibu, and it’s a modern safe-enough car so he probably won’t end up in the hospital on your dime either.  That’s a win-win, because every Kyler with an expensive honesty problem is funded by parents who enable him, and it’s better for them if someone else picks up the tab.