You have had a busy day walking around the city, going to the zoo, and hunting for CC’s. With all the excitement, it doesn’t take long for your fuel tank to hit empty.
Have no worries! Let me show you the Customized Curbside Cuisine truck. While it looks like a Chevrolet Astro suffering from some kind of funky steroids, it’s actually a fully operating food truck!
Think I’m joking? Just look closer. While we all should all avoid discussing religion, politics, or sex on here (well, maybe the subject of sex does arise periodically) we do all share the need for food.
Okay, Jason, you must be thinking, this food truck has a good name – so what? Just take a look at this menu to put all concerns to rest:
How could culinary and creative skill like this not tempt your tastebuds? While this is only a partial menu, what cannot be seen is the Camry (vanilla ice cream on a sugar free cone), the Citation (one dozen deep fried Oreos that sounds promising but might leave you with gastric distress), and the Corolla (with turkey so full of L-Tryptophan you should not operate machinery).
So the next time you are out prowling for your local CC’s, keep an eye peeled for the Customized Curbside Cuisine food truck. If you don’t see one, it will soon be coming to a curbside near you.
Looks good,I’m not a strict vegetarian as I will eat fish and shellfish
Fear not Gem..The full menu wasn’t there..Tofu is available….It was called the AMC Pacer!!!!!!! 🙂
The Pontiac Aztec is the front name for one of those box fish.
Seat is a hot dog…As it they are made from left over Volkswagens..And just like a hot dog, It’s better NOt to know what’s inside!!!!
And Alfa Romeo is under Ice cream.
There is a good chance that vehicle started its life as a DHL or FedEx Ground delivery van. When DHL gave up on trying to crack the US market in late 2008 a lot of Package Cars and vans flooded the market cheap.
Quite likely; there were about a dozen different food trucks here that all fit this mold – except one. It had started life in the late ’40’s as a Ford based firetruck.
Former Snap On truck perhaps?
I am guessing that the menu includes selections like these:
Buick Roadmaster: Thick slabs of ham and American cheese, piled high on white bread. Makes you fat and thirsty.
Plymouth Reliant: Korned beef and Kabbage topped with Kukumbers and Karrots and garnished with Kimchee. You will go a long way with a tank of gas.
Dodge Charger: An Italian Beef sandwich served on a Kaiser roll. A man’s sandwich for a man’s appetite.
There were also the others, like:
Ford Taurus: Bulloney with cheese; only available in bulk orders to corporations and government entities.
Chrysler Newport: Smoked ham and smokey cheddar cheese in a white tortilla shell. Comes with a hummingbird whistle for the kids.
Dodge St. Regis: A fish sandwich with chips, available only on Friday’s during Lent.
I will now lay awake tonight, with more of these popping into my head.
In honor of Toyota Week, I imagine they also have Toyota and Geo sandwiches. The two sandwiches are identical, but the Toyota costs 10% more.
But the Toyota sandwich still outsells the Geo 10:1
Sorry, but an “F-150” meal should be a bacon cheeseburger and onion rings. Or, for you fellow Midwesterners, a giant breaded tenderlion. Or maybe that could be the Suburban.
The Camry would be rice cakes: tasteless but filling.
Hum, thought at first this was a shop van for a motorcycle customizer but a SUSHI FOOD TRUCK?!?? After a bad (as in food poisoning) experience with sushi, I’d say…uhhh, NO. Just -NO-!!