Making A Truck Driver – Week 2

I made it through the first week of school and was actually learning how to drive a tractor-trailer, big rig, semi truck, or whatever else you might want to call it!  And (unlike one other student) was back in class for the start of Week 2.

Week number two of truck driving school would turn out to be a week of highs and lows.  The car-habits continued to be a problem.  My test on the pre-trip inspection and the air brake check was all going great until I began going through the engine-running part of the air brake check with the gearshift in 1st and my foot on the clutch.  That, I was told, is a no-no which will get me an automatic fail on the BMV’s test, and therefore caused a fail on this one.  It would not affect me getting through the school, but I would have to nurture the habit to keep it in neutral when I got to the BMV.

Most time in the truck this week was spent on backing.  There are three BMV maneuvering tests on the lot: straight backing, offset backing and parallel parking.  The last two are either left or right, at the tester’s choice.  Straight backing was pretty much under control by this point.  The trick is watching both mirrors and if you start to see more trailer in one than the other, steer towards the side with too much trailer.  Offset backing is tougher.  I came into things with pretty decent ability to back a small trailer on a ball hitch.  The problem here is that a 5th wheel hitch moves the pivot point up over the rear wheels of the tractor, which does all kinds of funny things to the geometry of backing.  And, of course, you can’t just turn and watch everything out of a back window because all you can see is the front of the trailer.  We had after-hours access to the trucks on the lot, and I spent my share of time there working on the right offset.

I would not have thought that parallel parking a semi was a thing, but it is – at least as far as passing a CDL test with the state.  Friday was spent working with one guy and watching/helping him get everything lined up for parallel parking.  All of these parking maneuvers have a specific series of steps, and the trick is starting in the right spot and following them.  As Bob (in his inimitable way) said to us, “Don’t think you’re a f***ing truck driver if you can do these things.  Any idiot without a lick of skill or common sense can do these if he can just follow the steps.”  So, follow the steps I did.

Week 1’s drive had been with a second teacher, a young guy who had been out driving maybe 5 years.  Week 2 was with the real teacher.  He would not be much good coaching 2nd graders in baseball because he has zero patience and not even a teeny bit of desire to protect our feelings.  “Hey, I know I’m an asshole, but I’m an asshole who wants to see you get your CDL and keep you alive and out of jail after you get it.”  So, silence meant things were looking pretty good, while lots of bad words and yelling meant they were not.

I got some of both on the second on-the-road session.  Shifting was getting better and the truck did not seem quite as wide as it did the first time out, but I needed to spend more time watching the mirrors and where the back wheels of the trailer were than worrying about shifting.  (“Hey, you’ve got a f***in’ trailer back there!”) My main goal right then was to get downshifts made far enough in advance so that I had the luxury of time to analyze a turn on city streets and give that full attention.  Downshifting during a turn (like we do in cars all the time) is something that would break the peaceful atmosphere of the truck cab during a driving session.  But for all that, Bob is a good guy who was trying to teach us both how to drive and how to do it safely.

This school’s focus is safe driving (as opposed to just teaching you enough to get through a CDL test) and we learned some things I had never thought much about.  One is how every accident results in someone wanting to blame the truck, because it will always have the most insurance, so we are easy targets.  We were taught to stay right at the speed limit, which will virtually always keep us slower than the flow of traffic.  Because federal law requires us to maintain an 8-12 second following distance, driving slower than the flow is the only realistic way to achieve that distance because cars are always cutting into whatever gap you may be trying to maintain.

I got to drive the Curbside Classic of semi tractors – a CH series Mack from the mid 1990’s.  I would not have thought that gathered velour was still a thing in the 1990’s, but apparently it was.  The trucking company that operates this school as an adjunct still runs quite a few of these old Macks.  The instructor hates them (“They got no creature comforts and are miserable to drive – the only reason anyone likes ‘em is because they’ll run for f***** ever”).  The mechanics are in love with them because of their brute durability, and they stay on the road because of careful maintenance practices.  We were told that modern trucks are an entirely different ballgame.  In a tour of maintenance facilities, we were told that an engine replacement for one of the old Macks runs about $29k while a 2015 or 2017 diesel out of a later model Freightliner cost the company $74k when it failed, which caused them to total the truck.  Most maintenance costs on newer trucks involve the DEF systems, which are apparently despised by the mechanics (and more than a few of the drivers).  We were being told last summer that it was still extremely difficult to get new trucks in the numbers needed because of supply chain problems.

Week Two also saw the reps of different transportation companies come in to talk to us.  It seems that year 1 of driving is mostly about training, and that once a driver has a year under his belt (a safe year, anyway) he can about write his own ticket starting with year 2.

The good news was that even the crusty old instructor told me that I was right where I needed to be in driving skills right then, so the key was to sweat the details and keep working on those basic skills.