Vintage Car Life Review: 1969 Ford Thunderbird Landau – “It’s Better Than My Living Room”

 

It’s no secret that by the mid-1960s, most car magazines had long since decided that the Ford Thunderbird wasn’t their kind of car. In February 1969, however, Car Life test a two-door Thunderbird Landau with the newly standard 429 and — wonder of wonders — a handling package. Did this give the “Glamour Bird” back the sporty-car credentials shed by previous generations of four-seater Thunderbirds? Not exactly. Read on …

Car Life, February 1969, first page of Thunderbird road test, with a B&W rear 3q photo of the car and the headline "3 Personal/Luxury Cars That Handle: Thunderbird – A Home Away from Home: Even with a handling package, the Thunderbird is more small Mark III than big Mustang."

As the title suggests, this test was one of three personal luxury car road tests in the February 1969 Car Life, bannered as “3 Personal/Luxury Cars That Handle.” (The other two were the 1969 Buick Riviera and the Pontiac Grand Prix.) For the Thunderbird to be included at all in such a comparison was quite an achievement: While the ‘Bird was always a front-runner in the personal luxury league, “handling” had really only been part of its repertoire in the “Shipping & …” sense.

Since 1967, however, there had been a heavy-duty suspension on the options list, for $27.99, and sometime in 1968, the two-door ‘Bird had been lowered a half-inch and gotten somewhat firmer underpinnings even in standard form. For 1969, it also got more rubber: 8.55-15 tires were now standard, with 215R-15 radials (also introduced sometime in 1968) optional at extra cost. These were at least promising signs from an enthusiast perspective.

Rear 3q view of a Light Gold 1969 Ford Thunderbird Landau two-door hardtop with an Ivy Gold vinyl top

For 1969, the Thunderbird still had its signature sequential taillights, but the previous full-width taillights were replaced with separate units / Mecum Auctions

 

Regarding the CL headline, mechanically speaking, the 1969 Thunderbird WAS a smaller Mark III (or the Mark III was a bigger Thunderbird, if you want to look at it that way), although their identities hadn’t yet converged the way they would in the ’70s. But what was the Glamour Bird’s identity in 1969?

Car Life, February 1969, second page of Thunderbird road test, with five small B&W photos in the lower right corner showing the car cornering on a test track and detail shots of the dashboard, engine, and trunk

Car Life began:

A SPORTS CAR DRIVER took the test Thunderbird home one night, and returned with a reaction neither he nor we expected: As a car, the Thunderbird wasn’t his cup of tea.

As a home away from home . . . “It’s an extension of my living room. No, it’s better than my living room. The chairs are more comfortable, the air conditioning is quieter, even the stereo is better than mine.”

Ford doesn’t come right out and say so, but that may be what the Thunderbird designers had in mind. The car competes in the personal car field, which means styling and convenience options are more important than performance. Ford carries the idea to a logical conclusion: Enough performance to keep the Thunderbird owner ahead of his neighbor in the Fairlane, and every piece of convenience that occurs to an army of inventive designers.

As a five-passenger living room, the Thunderbird has several impressive features. The seats are close to the best offered in a domestic car. They’re firmer than most, a good point; they are shaped to fit the human body, which doesn’t always happen, and the adjustment range, up and down, back and forth, and seatback angle, is nearly infinite.

The rugs and upholstery are elegant. The interior decorators have done their work well, and with restraint. Storage space is more than adequate. The trunk (attic?) is vast, and there are three, yes three, little closets in the living room. Sort of a hand locker atop the console, and a wall safe between the console and the dashboard, and the usual glove box in front of the hand chair.

A front bench seat had become available on the Thunderbird in 1968, and it was standard for 1969, with Flight Bucket seats and console now a $64.77 option. There’s a school of thought that a Thunderbird without buckets and center console (which had been an essential part of the interior concept since 1958) just wasn’t a Thunderbird, but the bench was now more popular, even on two-door models.

Dashboard of a 1969 Ford Thunderbird Landau with bucket seats and Ivy Gold vinyl trim, viewed through the driver's door

Full instrumentation was still standard, bucket seats and console were optional — as were this car’s SelectAire conditioner with automatic climate control / Bring a Trailer

Passenger side of the dashboard of a 1969 Ford Thunderbird Landau with bucket seats and Ivy Gold vinyl trim

This car doesn’t have the optional Brougham Interior, which included plusher trim and more woodgrain accents / Bring a Trailer

 

CL‘s test car was a two-door Landau, which was by far the bestselling variant for 1969, accounting for about 56 percent of production. The 1969 Thunderbird brochure extolled the Landau’s “elegant vinyl roof and brilliant ‘S’ bars” as well as its trendy wide sail panels.

Right side view of a Light Gold 1969 Ford Thunderbird Landau two-door hardtop with Ivy Gold vinyl roof

The two-door Thunderbird was roughly intermediate size: 206.9 inches long on a 114.7-inch wheelbase; 1969 two-doors were only 52.3 inches high / Mecum Auctions

Close-up of Ivy Gold vinyl top and simulated landau iron on a Light Gold 1969 Ford Thunderbird Landau two-door hardtop

Simulated landau irons (which Ford called “‘S’ bars”) and a vinyl top were standard on the Thunderbird Landau; this color was called Ivy Gold / Mecum Auctions

 

Although the brochure claimed this roof treatment “preserves the traditional privacy of rear seat passengers,” it contributed to the Landau’s terrible visibility, creating rear blind spots big enough to hide one of the Navy’s new Nimitz-class aircraft carriers. Car Life editors complained:

The view isn’t just miserable, it’s nonexistent. The Thunderbird is rounded off at the corners. The right front fender slopes away behind the bulge in the hood, and the rear fenders and trunk are below the line of sight out the rear window. The car’s formal roofline has eliminated the rear quarter windows. At home, having the neighbors hidden from sight is fine. On the freeway, it’s not.

Not mentioned in the text is my least-favorite feature of ’60s Thunderbirds: the curved, lounge-type wraparound rear seat This left rear passengers with essentially no comfortable seating position, and if you intended to use the newly standard rear seat belts, sprawling sideways wasn’t a great option either.

Back seat of a 1969 Ford Thunderbird Landau two-door hardtop with Ivy Gold vinyl trim

1969 Ford Thunderbird Landau with Ivy Gold vinyl trim / Bring a Trailer

 

Outward visibility wasn’t the CL editors’ only complaint about the practical drawbacks of the styling:

The roof is narrower than the body, and the windows slant in. (Designers call this “tumble home.”) The driver who climbs into the car in the rain will find that the windows fog over. If he opens the window a bit, the window opening is directly above his shoulder, and the rain ruins the press of his suit.

The editors had some complaints about the minor controls as well, and they weren’t thrilled about the automatic parking brake release or the array of warning lights and buzzers, many of which (like the low fuel light and the buzzer that sounds if the driver’s door opens with the headlights on) have since become universal, but which Car Life resented as an implied insult to the driver’s intelligence.

Front 3q view of a Light Gold 1969 Ford Thunderbird Landau two-door hardtop with its headlights on

The 1969 grille was simplified from the fussier-looking ’68, still with concealed headlamps / Mecum Auctions

Car Life, February 1969, third page of Thunderbird road test, with photos of the throttle linkage above the text and the first half of the data panel below

Ford’s new 429 cu. in. (7,027 cc) V-8 had become optional for 1968, replacing the earlier FE-series 428, offering a respectable 360 gross horsepower and 480 lb-ft of torque. The 429, which became standard midway through the 1968 model year, didn’t make the Thunderbird significantly faster than the 428, but it was better for emissions, able to get by — for now — without the earlier Thermactor air injection system. The 429 provided respectable snap even with the standard 2.80 axle: 0 to 60 mph in under 10 seconds, with a best quarter mile time of 16.75 seconds at 85.66 mph. It only got 10.1 mpg, however, on premium fuel.

429-4V engine under the hood of a 1969 Ford Thunderbird Landau

The 429-4V engine became standard on the Thunderbird in January 1968 / Bring a Trailer

 

Power front disc brakes had been standard on the Thunderbird since 1965, providing very respectable stopping power for a car this size. Despite the proportioning valve, which limited line pressure to the rear drums, rear lockup was still a problem, which Car Life felt was a product of excessive brake boost. (The Kelsey-Hayes Sure-Track rear anti-lock braking system would become optional on the Thunderbird and Mark III later in the model year, priced at $194.31 on the Thunderbird.) However, the brakes faded only a little in repeated hard stops, a real achievement for a car of this weight.

Low front 3q view of a Light Gold 1969 Ford Thunderbird Landau two-door hardtop with an Ivy Gold vinyl top, parked near a freeway overpass

Although the color photos are from two different auction listings, they’re of the same Light Gold two-door Landau / Bring a Trailer

 

Incidentally, the weights in the spec panel above can’t be right: I think the 4,543 lb figure was the manufacturer’s base curb weight without options, and if it were correct, the test weight (with crew and equipment) couldn’t be 4,600 lb. I unfortunately don’t have the 1968 or 1969 AMA specifications, but it’s unlikely that the car’s actual curb weight was less than about 4,700 lb.

Car Life, February 1969, final page of Thunderbird road test, with a B&W photo of the car during braking tests above the text and the second half of the data panel below it

There’s some disagreement about exactly when the two-door Thunderbird’s suspension was revised. The 1969 brochure refers to the two-door’s “new lowered suspension that increases stability, improves handling,” but according to John Katz, Ford parts lists indicate that the new setup was adopted in 1968. I wonder if it was a mid-year ’68 change, like the standardization of the 429 engine. The heavy-duty suspension fitted to the test car had been on the options list since 1967.

Low rear 3q view of a Light Gold 1969 Ford Thunderbird Landau two-door hardtop with an Ivy Gold vinyl top

This Thunderbird has the $57.08 deluxe wheel covers rather than the styled steel wheels of the Car Life test car — I think the latter’s Mustang vibe seemed a bit incongruous on the Landau / Bring a Trailer

 

These changes didn’t make the Thunderbird into a Barracuda Formula S, but handling was nonetheless competent for a car like this:

At speed in a fast, sweeping turn, our two-door Thunderbird leaned, and more and more steering lock was needed to keep the front end on the road. In a tighter turn, there wasn’t enough lock to do this, and the car wouldn’t make it unless the driver eased off on the gas.

Thunderbird buyers aren’t ever likely to notice. The car feels secure during all normal driving, with warning squeals coming from the tires long before they lose their grip on the road. On a comparison basis, we’d say the Riviera has the edge in stability, and in parking, but that the two-door Thunderbird has a trace more adhesion during fast cornering.

This was followed by a rather defensive remark that “The suspension changes for both cars this year are supposed to do exactly what they’ve done, so neither factory should take offense at this judgment.” Did someone scold the editorial staff about the dangers of alienating advertisers in the wake of the Car and Driver Opel Kadett hatchet job, which was published some months before this article was written?

Rear axle of a 1969 Ford Thunderbird Landau, viewed from beneath with the car on a hoist

Glamour Bird rear suspension had three links and a Panhard rod, much like contemporary full-size Ford sedans / Bring a Trailer

 

The editors had a more serious complaint about the Thunderbird’s cruise control, the $97.21 “Highway-Pilot speed control” option, whose throttle control chain had a tendency to snag on a hose bracket when accelerating, preventing the throttle from closing. “This happened twice during acceleration tests,” CL said. “No harm done either time, but somebody—the factory, the owner or dealers—should move the bracket, change the chain, or something.”

Car Life wrapped up their review on an equivocal note:

The Thunderbird gets faint praise for its comfort, quietness and easy gait. Faint praise not because these virtues won’t be welcomed by Thunderbird buyers, but because the Thunderbird, even with the firmer suspension, isn’t an enthusiast’s car. Even if we wouldn’t want to live there, the Thunderbird is a nice place to visit.

My feelings about this car are more mixed. In some respects, it was a useful step forward from its predecessors: It still wasn’t an enthusiast’s car, true, but with the 429 and heavy-duty suspension, it was significantly more competent than the wallowing Flair Bird, and it had better seats and more legible instruments. On the other hand, the Thunderbird was always about style first and foremost, and the 1969 changes did nothing to improve the Glamour Bird’s weird jumble of conflicting design themes. This ’69 was better to drive than the Flair Bird or Bullet Bird, but it’s definitely not the one I’d rather look at.

Rear view of a Light Gold 1969 Ford Thunderbird Landau

The ’69 taillight treatment evokes the Flair Bird, but the ribbed center panel feels like an afterthought, and a step down from the previous full-width design / Bring a Trailer

 

Buyers also seemed ambivalent: The Glamour Bird had sold well at first, but by 1969, sales had slipped below 50,000 units for the first time since 1958, a little behind the Buick Riviera. The T-Bird outsold its new Mark III sibling, which was substantially more expensive, but the neoclassical Mark had a clearer idea of what it wanted to be, and it would soon be setting the pace for this duo and this class.

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