Cohort Pic(k) Of The Day: 1958 Ford Custom 300 – The Party Fizzles

Photos from the Cohort by tbm3fan.

There are few things more annoying than getting ready for a party and upon arrival, seeing that the whole idea was a blunder. Particularly after spending some cash on a new wardrobe, hairdo, and make-up. After going through the trouble, it’s irksome to arrive expecting fun and excitement only to see the whole affair fizzle out.

More than irksome, it’s downright disappointing.

It’s no mystery that US carmakers were expecting a sales party for the year 1958, at least when their ’58 lineups were conceived. Most models were the peak of 1950s excess; all slathered in copious amounts of chrome and space-age goodies. The ’58 Ford is no different, adding a good deal of excess and Thunderbird cues to the 1957 bodies.

In all, the 1958 generation followed Detroit’s favorite motto: “More is more!” And who doesn’t like more?

So, when the ’58 recession hit, everyone took a tumble and the sales party fizzled all at once. If cars had a personality, amidst the turmoil, the ’58 Ford would have been glad that none in the family were looking at him, but rather at his recently arrived Edsel cousin.

  • Don’t look at me! My new haircut was just a dime against cousin Edsel’s! Go and take it out on him!

Ford’s VP of Design George Walker referred to ’58 as the “hate cars year.” Besides collapsing sales, the Insolent Chariots book also appeared, poking fun at Detroit’s ways. Meanwhile, carmaker’s obsession with fins and space-age themes were becoming the butt of jokes in the media.

Other than the obvious economic downturn, there was something in the air signaling a more sober future.

Admittedly the ’58 Ford was not quite as egregious as some others, but that didn’t keep it from feeling the pain at the cash register; with the Custom and Custom 300 lines falling a 37% for the year.

The passing of time hasn’t been kind to Detroit’s 1958 generation, and to this day, they pretty much remain less favored than the models before or after. Their excessive nature has much to do with that, a factor that’s hard to overlook.

Indeed, the ’58 Ford is not as clean as the ’57, while the following ’59 looks more cohesive. Regardless, in this odd -yet joyful- color combination, this old ’58 Custom 300 looks ready to attend a daytime party. Wearing the wrong Hawaiian shirt, and some ill-fitting clothes, but still ready for a good time. Should it go to one, it will most likely be far more fun than the 1958 one.

 

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